#fake fighting

[southdragon]

Evil Wizard searches for Good Wizard to bring home to parents for a "Fake Fighting" scheme. Good Wizard will pretend to fight to the death with Evil Wizard in front of their family so that Evil Wizards parents can finally stop asking when they're going to finally get an Arch Nemesis. Compensation will be paid after the family gathering is over. No, you don't get to know what it is.

[kewljewl]

Paaaaain

So I (stupidly) decided to try to fight one of my best guy friends tonight. Keep in mind I'm a fully trained sniper and I'm fairly good with throwing knives, but I suck at hand-to-hand combat. Needless to say... I failed and am in horrible, horrible pain. The good news is, I can still walk, the bad news is, I need cuddles and I'm still single ;3; Who wants to cuddle with Toraaaaa? <3

[sincerely-krystal]

Lmfaoooo omgggg I was ratchet. I'm much better with the hands though but awww man, memories lol. I miss my niggassss :(

[placeofmydesign]

The fake fighting that happens in the background in that scene in Mean Girls

[yourstokeepandyourstolose]

& the playful drama is back! Ahh gotta love them Tweets - 8/20/12

[sweetgirlalways14-blog]

[slathered]

     On the eve of cultural beacon Wrestlemania 28, something alike in dignity: the conclusion to the main event of All Japan Women's Pro Wrestling (AJW)'s main event of August 28th, 1985. Here, portly punk gargantua Dump Matsumoto, triumphant over her bloodied opponent, Chigusa Nagayo, has earned the reward of shaving Nagayo's head in the time honored wrasslin' tradition of the “hair vs. hair” match (origin: Mexican bouts in which one's locks or decorative mask is at stake in luchas de apuestas”, trans: “gambling fights”). Dump's victory and the shearing of Chigusa's mop top results in riotous sobbing from an arena packed with several thousand distraught teenage girls. To give context: in addition to being one of Japan's most popular female athletes of the day, Nagayo and her tag team partner Lioness Asuka were simultaneously chart-topping Tokyo pop stars under the Spector-ready moniker of The Crush Gals. Whether this crowd of teeny-boppers were initially hooked by the Gals' jams or slams, they are a fan base merged by music and athletics in a manner that is rare if not singular.

     Imagine a scenario in which Kim Deal and Madonna are still themselves, but also somehow end up as the dueling quarterbacks of 1989's Super Bowl XXIII. And that after throwing a suspicious Hail Mary fourth quarter bomb and hoisting the Lombardi trophy, Kim gets to buzz Madge into Sinead O'Connor. That's pretty much where we're at here.

     This night would also represent a peak in notoriety for both ladies: after a lucrative rematch the following year, Matsumoto and Nagayo rode into the sunset, retiring in 1988 and '89 respectively, when each faced AJW's mandatory retirement age of 26.   

[sufferingbinch]

Today in rehearsal my friend who's playing Gaston and I had an idea. In the Gaston song, we have arm wrestling contests(against Gaston of course!) We decided that we should arm wrestle, I should win, and then he should fake punch me.

Well, we got to that scene. I beat him, I cheered, and then he punched me.

Except he didn't stage punch me. No, his fist indeed connected with my face. The only one who noticed was the director, who went "OH!" while everyone else laughed at how realistic it was.

My face hurts.