[maskeraith]

how woild do you do 7 + 48 ???

40 + 7 = 47, 47 +8 = 55

40 + 4 + 4 + 4 + 3

(24*2)+(5+2)

100-48-7 = 45, hence 100-45=48+7=55

7/11 + 48/11 = 5, so 5*11 = 55

3+4 = 7, 40 + 8= 48, 7+48 = 55

7^2=49, 48-40=8, -> 49+8=55

100+7 = 107 and 107 + 48 = 155 so 155 -100 is 55

another way

Voting ended onApr 29, 2023

[southdragon]

Evil Wizard searches for Good Wizard to bring home to parents for a "Fake Fighting" scheme. Good Wizard will pretend to fight to the death with Evil Wizard in front of their family so that Evil Wizards parents can finally stop asking when they're going to finally get an Arch Nemesis. Compensation will be paid after the family gathering is over. No, you don't get to know what it is.

[britney]

it's

bitch

[yiffmaster]

honestly this post only got funnier with the change in format

[systemofcolor-deactivated201610]

my xkit makes it the old format so

[jockxgoth]

we were all forced to read “classics” in school so reblog and put the one you actually ended up liking a lot and the one you can’t fucking stand in the tags

my fave is Lord of the Flies and I ironically enough want to burn every copy of Fahrenheit 451. trash

[sweetcherryblossomswrites]

[manny-jacinto]

The Last of the Mandalorian (part 1) (part 2)

[thechekhov]

if you think about it, every time we tranquilize animals to transport them safely to another place, we are the sleep paralysis demon

[grimelords]

[mickstart]

[battymoonflower7]

ID: Eddie Izzard announces name she's wanted to use since age 10, saying 'I'm going to be Suzy'

Comedian Eddie Izzard, who describes herself as gender-fluid, says she will also go by Suzy, the name she has wanted to use since childhood.

Tuesday 7 March 2023 15:36, UK

Izzard revealed her new name at a recording of The Political Party podcast with host Matt Forde on Monday night.

"I prefer to see she/her, I don't mind he/him ... I'm Eddie," Politico quoted her saying.

"There's another name I'm going to add in as well, which is Suzy, which I wanted to be since I was 10. I'm going to be Suzy Eddie Izzard."

She said she would be using the name Suzy in addition to Eddie, rather than instead of.

"That's how I'm going to roll, so people can choose what they want. They can't make a mistake, they can't go wrong," she said. /End ID

[ruffboi-mags]

[afeelgoodblog]

“May I?” “You may.”

[callemreine]

I saw this last month on twitter and took a screenshot! Heres an addition

[oriolida]

[fuck-usag]

Sometimes real life beats the shit out of movies can you imagine LIVING THIS

[heavenlydolly]

Do you listen to music in a language other than English?

Yes

No

Voting ended onFeb 17, 2023

If you want, you can let me know the language(s) in the tags, and whether or not you speak it fluently!

[sic-s3mper-tyrannis]

[geminiagentgreen]

[dragonprincessmew]

[postoctobrist]

Do you ever think about how pornography, like science fiction, reflects modern day economic anxieties? Asking bc I just saw one where in order to stay in an Airbnb she had to wear a chastity belt and she didn’t even leave a bad review after

these days the pizza guy is too busy working for three different apps to even fuck you

[darthbob88]

One of my favorite pornos (for nonsexual reasons) was this one about 4 women working as interns under one dude. They all know that only one intern is getting a full-time job, so they all decide to suck it out of the manager's dick, which devolves to an orgy. At the end after they wipe the cum off, the girls argue about who's getting the job, when the manager says "Girls, girls! You were all great, but the company's shutting down and we'll all be laid off at the end of the week."

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That’s the funniest shit I’ve ever heard maybe I should try watching porn

[nohohankerotomania-deactivated2]

Not to be a prude this is just so bleak. something about everything said here is so bleak like talking about porn so casually like its the sunday comics

[geniusoflove]

sorry mother superior should we be making jokes about the next church bazaar

[pool-core]

The Forbidden Pool

[pool-core]

Every so often a note will blow through my notifs telling me “Um actually the water is only radioactive at the bottom so it’s perfectly safe to swim here” yeah bitch swim in the reactor pool see if I fucking care

[jambambles]

[ampervadasz]

[boibortion]

phantom bitchslap

[sinister-resonant-bell]

That is the saddest and funniest shit I have ever seen

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

The cat is right-pawed and I’m laughing too hard about this.

[arborealgargoyle]

this is actually really interesting because despite not actually having that limb the cat is still able to communicate exactly what it’s trying to (which seems to be “don’t touch this cup” or “this is my box”). the other cats respond to its gesturing because they recognize what it’s saying (you can see them pull their heads back or bat their own paws in response). most of the time when cats tell each other to stop doing something they aren’t actually using any real force–it’s just a gentle bop. the hitting isn’t really the point!

i actually do a version of this with my own cats all the time. i never hit them but i’ll wave a hand at them to say “no stop it” and they understand fully despite the fact that i never make physical contact with them.

this cat may be disabled but it is perfectly capable of telling its friends and family to step the fuck off

[suppermariobroth]

Officially licensed 2022 Yoshi-themed tea set from Japan.

Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon | Source: twitter.com user “stefscribbles”

[masochistrights]

dom who sticks their fingers down your throat, asks you a question, and laughs when you try to answer

[astral-logistics-assn]

Yes, yes, the dentist.  We’ve all been there.