i was gonna write something this weekend or do actually important things but instead i chose to waste a lot of time making this fake trailer for slow horses: heartwarming indie dramedy film.
also i decided to try using a real video editing software instead of capcut but i didn't realize that professional type software starts the timeline at 1:00:00 because of dumb film industry tradition, so the whole time i was thinking like, "damn how do they make trailers so long, i've added like seven billion clips to this and its still only 1 minute, 9 seconds???" NO. it was 9 MINUTES, which made a lot more sense but i still somehow failed to notice until i exported it lol. so anyway probably i will make a second edit kind of like this from the excess of my initial monstrosity.
Music: Feelin' Alright - Joe Cocker, The Crane Wife 3 - The Decemberists, You Can't Always Get What You Want - The Rolling Stones
*the pull quotes are from reviews of The Bad News Bears (1976)













