#fakemydeath

[aparasaurus]

I have 3 main goals

- host a dinner party in which i invite everyone i want to, get good at cooking so i cook whatever i want to and just feed everyone a 3 course meal

- make my mother angry enough that she awakes from the dead for the sole purpose of slapping me 

- fake my death and move to switzerland 

[chocolatepiewithwhip-blog]

Real questions

How bad of an idea is it to fake my own death so that I don’t have to go to school today?