#falconmemes

[memecaptainsteverogers]

How much jello did you suprise Sam with for his birthday?

Not much at all!

It was my gift to him.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAM! Sorry this is a little late in the day!

[biggreenmememachine]

Look how cute you were @falconmemes

[natasharomanovamemequeen]

falconmemes mentioned natasharomanovamemequeen in a photoset “egobus: avengers or small children?  @natasharomanovamemequeen...”

egobus: avengers or small children?  @ natasharomanovamemequeen @hawkmemeguy @nick-furiousmemes

you have no room to be pointing fingers. i’ve seen your footie pajamas

[d-lewis-avengerwrangler]

HOLY SHIT

[natasharomanovamemequeen]

falconmemes mentioned natasharomanovamemequeen in a photoset “jonnwick: Thanks, Sam. @natasharomanovamemequeen you hurt his...”

jonnwick: Thanks, Sam. @ natasharomanovamemequeen you hurt his feelings

tony’s bots could always use a little humbling. it builds character

[memecaptainsteverogers]

yee-jun replied to your post “Some guy asked Sam “do you even lift, bro” and Sam’s face when I...”

Was it a face that said "I was handling it myself. I didn't need your 'help'"? XD

See that’s why it was so amazing! It was half that, and half “I’m about to demonstrate why I’m the most awesome”. 

falconmemes reblogged your post “Some guy asked Sam “do you even lift, bro” and Sam’s face when I...”

1) I’m glad you have my back 2) STOP THROWING YOURSELF OFF OF BUILDINGS FFS

That’s it, that’s the face. 

[d-lewis-avengerwrangler]

Wed, bed, behead: Steve, Sam and Bucky?

HYPOTHETICALLY

Bed:

@memecaptainsteverogers​

(hell yes I’d debauch a National Treasure.)

Wed:

@buckykingofmemes​

(He and Loki have a lot in common so I think we’d probably get along the best? Also his butt is #2 on my “Mmm Dat Ass” list so there’s that.)

Behead:

@falconmemes​

​ (because I have become accustomed to the nearly non-existent refractory period of my demi-god, and I have no desire to go back to mere mortal nooky. Sorry not sorry, Sammy Birb.)

[biggreenmememachine]

Everyone ready for Steve to fight Sam on Sunday? Get it? Cus Patriots versus Falcons? ........I'll go home. @memecaptainsteverogers @falconmemes