#fallingwish

[parziivale]

A commission for :sweetcandyholic: of Leila!

[nonbinaryfrillish]

portgas d rouge runs a flower shop and is involved in local politics

me:

one year into roger's journey through the grand line

a marine officer: ma'am, we have information that you may be an associate of the notorious villain gold roger, unfortunately we will have to take you in for questioning, if you do not resist everything will go smoothly

rouge, beloved of the people, successful local politician and small business owner: -jumps out the window- you can't arrest the mAYOR!

connie: LSKDJF

me: i think. i think rouge would be proud of buggy "completely irrelevant east blue pirate" the clown

connie: yessss

me: the same kind of pride that roger would have for emperor of the new world shanks, bc portgas d rouge thinks you should support your local businesses

me: or rob them. whatever.

connie: kjdfkljlsdsd

me: roger has great pride for shanks's notoriety and success, rouge has great pride for buggy's local small-time terrorism, rayleigh has a headache

connie: rayleigh has two headaches

connie: he escapes to the archipelegos

me: four headaches

connie: four headaches

me: imagine rayleigh being haunted by rouge and roger, except all they do is pester him for news about shanks and buggy

connie: ljskdf please

connie: visible ghosts

connie: rayleigh sees roger the first time and drinks

sees rouge and downs the whole bottle

me: it's emotional at first and then it just gets obnoxious and he wondered why he missed this at all honestly

me: rayleigh, who is laying low on sabaody, does not know shit about the doings of small-time east blue pirate

me: and sure shanks is more public but it's not like he VISITS

me: so no, roger, rouge, he does NOT know more about what they are up to than he did yesterday, shut up for like five seconds he needs to concentrate on poker

[nonbinaryfrillish]

zeph: i know i have made this joke before but

zeph: worst generation thinkpieces

connie: alskdjf

zeph: The "Worst Generation" Is Also The "Worst" At Managing Their Finances

zeph: How The Worst Generation Is Destroying The Snailphone Industry

zeph: Avocado Toast? Why The Worst Generation Has Turned To Piracy

connie: im dYING

connie: AVOCADO TOAST IS THE REAL REASON PIRATES ARE BAD

connie: DONT EAT AVOCADO TOAST, KIDS, OR YOU MIGHT TURN INTO A PIRATE

zeph: theyre eating avocado toast, so they cant afford houses, so they become pirates

zeph: seems logical to me

[parziivale]

A gift for @sweetcandyholic of Umai!

[misachi]

One of my Ka’rat characters, Bernie (Bernadette) as sketched by superlazy7, inked by losttidelover, colored by @sweetcandyholic and background done by me.  =3=/   For our Dechiyen Derps group  ; P