#fallonitdept

[shieldhumanresourcesdept]

Effective immediately, IT/AI Department Director Rigby Fallon is stepping down and accepting a posting elsewhere in SHIELD. Agent Ceric Neesh has been promoted to Department Director in his place. Congratulations, Department Director Neesh.

[shieldhumanresourcesdept]

MEMO #247

Agent Fallon is advised that changing Private Mai's assigned password from 53xYL4Dy to H0t5tuFF is both unprofessional and is considered harassment.

[shieldhumanresourcesdept]

MEMO #1

To all employees, please consider this an official reminder that we prefer to recruit agents on our own and do not need your help. There is a complicated and thorough vetting process through which all prospective agents pass before they are even notified they may be in the running for a position with us, and having to sift through the applications which somehow find their way to our office distracts my staff from their duties.

Please stop referring your friends, family and random acquaintances to our office for applications. We do not, in fact, have any applications printed out due to the above-mentioned process.

In addition, we are supposed to be a nominally secret organization. Announcing that you can, in the words of one unsolicited application, “get me a job with this ultra-secret super-spy and super-hero squad” is both inappropriate and irresponsible. The parties responsible for that particular breach have been identified through the applicant’s references page, and a note placed in their file. If it happens again, Director Fury will be notified.