#false conversation

[deathsletters]

Crowley and Aziraphale's incorrect quotes:

C: Run away with me!

A: Crowley, I can't! I just can't run away like that!

C: Yes! Of course you can! We could go to Alpha Centauri together!!

A: I can't just leave the humanity alone against their destiny! I'm sorry Crowley, I truly am. But even if I take no party, I can't, I must-

C: Please! They'll maintain us for a hundred and thousand years if we don't go now!!!

A: And what happened with the Crowley who liked earth? Mmh? What happened with him?

C: Arrrgh, how can you be so stupid!?!??

A: I beg your pardon?

C: I didnt- I didn't like earth because of what was on it, but because of you Aziraphale. It always had been because of you!

A: Ow....

C: It's dumb. I shouldn't have said that.

A: No! I like you too Crowley, really really much so. But I can't run away with you.

C: And I can't run away without you.

[phantom--planet]

False conversations pt. 1

“Hi.” “Hello.” “I hope you’re doing well.”

Well, thanks for hoping, but sometimes hope just ain’t enough; Let’s see if I can call your bluff—

“Thanks, I hope you’re doing well, too! Say, this was kind of out of the blue. Is there anything I can do for you?”

“Now that you mention it, I have a favor to ask.”

What’s new? People only talk to me when they have something for me to do.

“Ok, go ahead. Shoot.”

“Stop thinking that the world is out to get you. Stop writing your sad poetry. The world’s a wonderful place, I know you know that, too. You deserve to be happy, so just let it happen.

Anyway, that’s all I have to say. I hope you have a great day!”

Fuck, it looks like I was wrong again.

I feel like an idiot and a jerk; I’m always expecting the worst.

At least she won’t know about these thoughts harbored in my brain, But now I have no idea what to say.

I want to say something heartfelt back, but all I came up with was:

“Hey, thanks for that.”