Hello world

Hyperfixating on this website

[yviisxo]

rest in peace to this diva

[aphrostiel]

i love drawing humpback whales

[dduane]

The Star Trek title card generator is over here:

Star Trek Title Card Generator

Make your own era-accurate Star Trek episode title cards in seconds. Boldly go!

The sitemaker (Josh Mayfield at https://bsky.app/profile/bean525.bsky.social) has asked for people to come in and kick its tires so he can work out any bugs they turn up. So do give him a hand, if you feel inclined. :)

(also, deeply amused by this one...)

[sha-ka-re]

Sisko every day on ds9

[major-monster]

Accidentally imagined the noise that triggers my misophonia and it triggered my misophonia can’t have shit in neurodivergent

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[proteusolm]

a lick of yoghurt for the smallest and youngest animal on earth

[the-haiku-bot]

a lick of yoghurt

for the smallest and youngest

animal on earth

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[frogmerthur]

feeling disconnected from everyone? fix this by isolating yourself completely and becoming even more unreachable! follow me for more life advice

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[frogmerthur]

ok who wants to develop a horrible codependency with me that eventually destroys us both and the falling out permanently alters the trajectory of both our lives forever

[xanaxfarts]

India Rose Crawford: Frog and Toad having a cozy date at home (2023)

[ultrvmonogamy]

if we were just a couple of raccoons would u rummage through trash w me be honest

[frogmerthur]

lowkey what is the point

[praguegirl]

they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore 

[coughloop]

There was really no winning that one

[foeofcolor]

Only day you can rb this

[foeofcolor]

This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far

[lizardsister]

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

[justafortunateson]

[paralol]

HOW WOULD YOU GO ABOUT DYING THAT MUCH HAIR 

HOW MUCH HAIR DYE WOULD YOU NEED 

[d-o-llf-a-ce]

We are going to say it takes 3 containers for a foot of hair, along with the thickness of her hair. Takig in those that factor along with the fact that Rapunzel’s hair is approx. 70 feet (canonically), that makes 70 x 3 =

210

She would need 210 containers of hairdye.

[themagentacolor]

That’s a lot. Wonder how much it cost?

[alexandragrace]

Well hair die costs $6.99 at Walmart. Let’s round that up to $7.00. So multiply 210 containers by 7 dollars and you get $1,470.

It would cost her around $1,500 to die all her hair blue

[mortaljpg]

tumblr: solving the worlds problems one by one this is great

[laika-bah]

bee tee dubs if any non Trekkies thought I was joking abt Star Trek creating fuck or die: I wasn't joking. the whole plot of Star Trek TOS season 2 episode 1 is that Spock has to fuck his wife or he'll actually die because of how horny he is. but his wife breaks up with him. so he rolls around in the dirt with Captain Kirk and chokes him out and that fixes the problem.

these bitches gay. as hell. who allowed this

(they also created sex pollen, only one bed, and slash fiction but yk that's a story for another time)