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In light of Virgil's eyeshadow I propose Logan gets a galaxy tie when he's really happy about his role in Thomas's life being used to it's full potential. Or maybe his polo turns to a galaxy print-

Wait hold on.

Space gay gets this polo when he's happy his role is used to it's full potential I don't make the rules.

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It's four am and I'm tired. Roses are very heavily referenced don't look at me. Gonna color at some point but for now have an inked Roman.

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Prinxiety idea: Roman calling Virgil Count Snacc-ula.

That is all.

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Thinking about the puppet song in LNTAO and I cannot get past the lyric every person has pointed out.

"In almost any case we embrace you."

I just- it isn't even a beat issue. They could have easily sang "In every single case we embrace you." which would have been a lot more supportive and not playing into Roman's insecurities even more. And I know Virgil was being sarcastic, you can tell by the way the puppet moves that that's the intent. But it's such a serious moment even if Roman puts on the false bravado like usual.

And you know what? Even in puppet form the look on his face as Virgil says:

"No one hates you."

And his expression when Patton says: "We love you." in putting others first:

Are the exact same. Boy if that doesn't scream he's been dealing with the same issues for a very long time-

Hey Roman stans come get your tears.

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So Fighters Block is amazing and it's free and it's the best "okay I have to sit down and write this but I need some kind of motivation to do it" tool I've ever seen. Basically you set your word count and that's how much health the monster has, and every word you type gives you health and weakens the monster. You can adjust the speed that your health goes down and you can even pause it so you can take a break. It's honestly very good and helpful and gives you a nice serotonin boost when you finish and it's really nice to see evidence of progress that isnt just a word or page count.

You also level up and unlock characters and I think monsters as you go so theres that too!

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Me: why is this drawing taking so long :(

Me: is drawing six different characters twice over with varying body types and posing

Me: :(((((

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@vindicatedvirgil intruality this time heck yeah!

Tactile👏lovers👏to👏the👏max👏

Both of them give tackle hugs from the side, back, front- Patton is stronger and taller than Remus so Remus loves nothing more than taking a running leap and having Patton catch him in his arms. Think Sapphire and Ruby from Steven universe if Rubt was more perverted and Saphire less stoic

This, 24/7:

Everyone around them are exasperatingly fed up with their bullshit

Also Patton gives Remus piggy back rides constantly.

Patton needed a footstool and couldn't find one once so Remus got on all fours and said, quite loudly "Step on me Daddy." And without missing one beat in front of their group of friends, Patton played along and dragged both his legs over Remus before stepping on his back to reach for the thing he needed. It is now an inside joke everyone except Patton and Remus wishes they were never a part of.

They fight about swearing a lot. Patton does it very rarely but Remus is worse than a sailor. He constantly getting yelled at not to do it when kids are around but Remus' argument is always "they're gonna learn it sometime, it's just responsible to teach them how to do it properly" "That's not how responsibility works Remus!!"

Patton once jokingly made to put part of a soap bar in Remus' mouth after swearing a lot, but ended up completely disturbed when it was chewed up and swallowed with intense eye contact. Patton tries not to think about it.

They are both chaotic sleepers. Blankets and pillows thrown everyone so bu morning they're curled up tightly together or sprawled out across eachother depending on the temperature. Niether have the heart to move to their own beds.

When they hold hands they swing them between them and if they ever have kids they would absolutely be the couple playfully lifting the kid up by they're arms and gently swinging them.

Patton is allergic to cats and gets sad about it so Remus bought a pair of cats ears and a tail (you k ow he would) and is very content to relax in Pattons lap while getting head and back scratches. Patton finds the sentiment appropriately Remus weird but sweet none the less.

Remus dresses pretty chaotically most of the time and Patton is very DadTM so the one time they both wore suits for some formal event their gays hearts simultaneously exploded for eachother.

Patton....tries to cook. He really does. But hes much better at baking when he isnt trying to mess around yoo much or actively forgetting things are in the oven. I stand by Remus being the best cook, Patton always saying that it's true! The best way to a mans heart really is his stomach!

In conclusion I love them a lot and they deserve to be chaotic energized husbands with one collective brain cell they're constantly misplacing.

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@vindicatedvirgil intrulogica? Intruality? Why not both?

Intrulogical first though (and this definitely isnt going to be part of a fic I'm writing noooo shhhhhh)

They both have adhd. But while Logan suffers most with executive dysfunction, getting overwhelmed with to do lists so he ends up either not doing anything or forcing himself to work to burnout, Remus suffers more the hyperactive aspect. Having so much excess energy he bounces from one task to the next without being able to focus long enough to finish anything. Putting more things on Logan causing more stress on him which makes Remus feel awful and try harder but the more he tries concentrating frustratingly the more absentminded he gets. So the cycle continues.

At his wots end Logan talks with Toman and he mentions how Trmus used to play drums. So Logan drags Remus to a studio where they basically just go on a musical couple's therapy date to see if this works to get out excess energy.

It turns out it's a good thing they live in their own house and have a spare room they can somewhat soundproof bc it ends up really working for Remus. He always comes out from playing drums happy but exhausted, thoughts run a little more dry at he works out counts in his head or just goes wild with whatever sounds good. Logan finds the experimental but steady rhythms he can just barely hear often work to get him energized and excited about working, leading to less stress about not getting anything done because things are actually getting done.

Remus works out anyway but seeing him come out of the room sweaty hair even more wild that usual and grinning with no shirt on because of course he wouldng be wearing one, Logan finds it...aesthetically pleasing to say the least.

Logan can bake extremely well because it's just following a recipe and he's very good with instructions. Remus can cook extremely well because he cooks mostly by smell and adds seasonings as he sees fit and often gets bored making much of the same thing so meals are almost always different from day to day. Together they are a formidable force when their friends get married and ask them to bring covered dishes, very much giving Patton a run for his money when it comes to how many different kinds of cookies can possibly be baked in two days.

Logan is a bit touch adverse while Remus is a very physically affectionate person. Cue Logan piling blankets on top of himself and patting his stomach so Temus can curl on top of him like a weighted blanket himself. This is how they cuddle most of the time and while no one exactly gets it they're very happy with the compromise.

They both tend to info dump and a common interest between them is true crime, Logan pointing out all the ways the crime could have been carried out more effectively and Remus saying they lacked creativity and pointing out how to make the kill more interesting. Both of their respective families are very glad they moved out of their thin walled apartment and into a house with a big yard, they always wondered how the neighbors before the move didn't end up reporting either of them to the police.

Remus is constantly forgetting where he puts things which annoys Logan go no end, and Logan moves things without telling Remus which annoys Remus to no end. Logan starts carrying sharpie around and drawing an arrow in the direction he moved it which is highly amusing for Remus and remus starts writing notes on his skin saying where one thing or another is. Somehow they make this work and their house continues to be messily chaotic.

I could go on for so long I love them 😭 but I hope you like this little list!