#falseidolls

[zmalikd]

i love youuuu ♥ ♡ ♥ (publish this)

i love you MUCH more 

[zmalikd]

growing up AU inspired by Wes Anderson: In which Louis lives far away, but visits every winter; and Zayn falls just a bit more in love each year.

ON AO3 // FIC MIX

written for jo zaynsmitten's birthday! my little mitten~ i hope your day is going greatly, and you don't get too wasted tonight. I know we didn't talk much about this AU and that it's mostly a surprise to you~ SO I /REALLY/ HOPE YOU ENJOY IT and keep being the totally amazing/beautiful/sweet woman that you are!

[zmalikd]

D, H, P, Y ❤

D: drink of choice while reading

tea usually, but if it’s a really violent book: coffee.

H: hidden gem book

shade’s children - garth nix / needful things - stephen king

P: preferred place to read

the couch lol

Y: your latest book purchase

the dead zone / salem’s lot - stephen king

[ohthativy]

falseidolls said: zayn has beard burns all over his body #confirmed

Don't you ship Ziam?

[zmalikd]

to my blueberry muffin,

i know you're old and decrepit now (24, GODDAMN) but you're still the same little shit i fell in love with three years ago. REMEMBER? WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG. BACK IN THE DAY. (i can hear you crying from here). i swear every year your birthday sneaks up on us and it gets harder each time to wrap my head around the fact that you've been in my life for so long. I would normally say that i hope you have/had the best day of your life but i know your ass will be working all day long bUT THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE WE'LL DO SOMETHING THIS WEEKEND THAT MAKES UP FOR IT ALL. I DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHAT TO SAY OTHER THAN I LOVE YOU A LOT AND I TRIED TO BE NICE AND CUTE ABOUT IT BUT LOOK AT ME, I'M BECOMING OBNOXIOUS. YOU'RE JUST REALLY FANTASTIC AND PERFECT AND WONDERFUL AND EVEN THOUGH YOU LIVE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CONTINENT YOU'VE MANAGED TO MAKE THE BIGGEST IMPACT IN MY LIFE and somehow this shit turned into a birthday/anniversary type thing so just shut up and accept and know that i love you more than anything in this whole wide world and you'll always be my everything. even when I'm also old and decrepit like you (although by then you may be dead already).

signed, bagel james

ps. i tried to find a cute video of bunnies doing bunny things but guess what? they just fucking sit there and wiggle their noses so you got a cat falling in a box instead.

[zmalikd]

alright. so zayn fucked up last night

GETTIN DRUNK W/ A PRE PARTY KEGSTAND

THAT ZAYN FUCKED UP

lbr zayn'll be cryin abt this fuck up for the rest of his life BUT LOUIS

ME TOO, ZAYN. ME TOO

/ASHAMED

'how dare u loueh'

but louis forgave

BONUS***

zayn's too hardcore for vending machines

and louis doesn't know how to have sex

same