#falsettos asks

[irl-marvin]

Happy Valentine’s Day, @irl-whizzer. There’s nobody I’d rather have by my side when life gets crazy. I love you. 🌹

[ask-whizzer-falsettos]

Having a weird day. Send me questions to distract me until Marvin gets home please.

[irl-marvin]

if you could, would you have a do over with your relationship with whizzer?

do you wish you met him sooner before you got married?

I’d definitely change quite a bit about how we interacted in the beginning and how I treated him. I wouldn’t like a do-over, per se, but I wish I could really and truly apologize for some of the things I did. Not that I haven’t already, but it’ll never be enough.

Honestly, I wish we’d met in high school. I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I think we would’ve stayed in touch, had we met there. Then again, I was a weird teenager. Maybe not.

[irl-marvin]

do you have a nightly routine???

Usually I’ll make tea, read a little, and fall asleep. Whizzer starts his routine a good hour and a half before I’m even in bed, in case you were wondering.

[irl-marvin]

what’s something embarrassing whizzer has done??

He’s gonna kill me for this.

One time, he begged and begged for me to come with him to volunteer at the animal shelter, and I finally had a free day off during the week. When we got there, he started introducing me to people and taking pictures of some of the pets while I got familiar with some of the staff. They decided to show us the newest litter of kittens they’d gotten in, and Whizzer got so excited that he tripped on the step up (which was covered in yellow caution tape) that you need to take to get into the room where the kittens were held, and he went sprawling. Thankfully, his camera was okay, but Whizzer busted his knee and I had to hail a taxi to get us home.

[irl-marvin]

do you think Trina was a good mom?

Trina is a wonderful mother. She puts up with more than anyone could ask of her, and she does it gracefully. I admire her.

[irl-marvin]

opinions on whizzers cooking???

I think he makes a few things really well. I think there are also a few things he should not be allowed to cook. I’ll leave it at that.

[irl-marvin]

We ordered in from a new Chinese place tonight, and I’ve tried a WhiteClaw for the first time. I’m gonna be honest, not my favorite. @irl-whizzer , you liked them, right?