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Hosea: I love those kids but they sure do ask a lot of questions!
Hosea: "Where's our next camp?" "What's for dinner?" "When we going robbing?" "Where's my fishing rod?" "Where's my journal?" "Where's my dominoes?" "Where's my gun?" "Where's my hat?"
Dutch: I know exactly what you mean.
Hosea: Oh yeah, what do they ask you?
Dutch: "Where's Hosea?"
Hosea: Dutch and I have decided we're gonna have kids together.
John: Uh...
Tilly: Congrats?
Arthur: Not sure how that's possible, but-
Hosea, slamming down adoption papers: It's you three, sign here.
John: I kissed Abigail last night!
Javier: Oh wow!
Arthur: Okay, Javier, get the beers! Marston, does this story have a good ending or do we need tissues?
John: Oh it ended very well!
Javier, rushing back: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Arthur: So what happened, was it like a slow and tender thing or did you grab each other like "I gotta have you now!"?
John: It started really intense but then we just sunk into it!
Javier: And where did you put your hands, on her waist or on her back?
John: I started them on her hips and then slid them up into her hair!
Arthur and Javier: Ooooh!
-cut to Abigail, Karen and Tilly drinking wine-
Abigail: And then he kissed me.
Karen: Tongue?
Abigail: Yeah.
Karen: Nice.
Arthur, to Charles: I'll be here for you 24/6.
Charles: Not 24/7?
Arthur: Nah I have to reserve one day to rescue Marston from whatever shit he's in that week.
John, in the background: Screw you!
Dutch: Okay kids, let's do this robbery and then grab some dinner.
Arthur: What we having for dinner?
Dutch: Depends how well you do. If you're good, pizza. If you're bad...uh, poison.
John: What if one of us does good and the other does bad?
Arthur: Poison pizza.
Dutch: I ain't making two stops.
Hosea: Now it's gonna get cold up in those hills so I put extra pelts I hunted for you all in the wagon.
Tilly: Oh Hosea, you fuss over us way too much.
Hosea: Enjoy it now because when you're a grown up you'll have to take care of yourself.
Dutch, whimpering: HOSEA! There's a spider near my gun!
Hosea: You did the right thing by telling me.
Hosea: You kids should know that me and Dutch...are getting married.
Arthur, John, Tilly, Dutch: *gasp*
Hosea: Dutch, why are you shocked?!
