Instant Karma
Me: So did you save Ashley or Kaidan this time?
Friend: I saved Ashley again.
Me: One day I'm going to save her. But it is not this day.
Friend: Not a big fan of either character, but I am a fan of Garrus shooting Ashley in ME3. So she lives, for now. Mwahaha!
Me: LOL. You are such a turd!
Friend: Hahahaha! A Geth Juggernaut just fired a rocket into my visor at point blank range. Karma!















