Someone stop me from planning and writing a Marauders Dance Moms au.
No but imagine it, the drama between Effie and Walburga which transcends down to their children until the boys realise theyre all on the same team but their dance teacher always has James and Regulus have solos to go against eachother due to their parents rivalry, this leads to them being dance rivals. Oh, and theres Sirius whos practically a Jojo Siwa varient, oh and Remus and Peter being the underdogs who are actually great at dancing but no one really realises it until Sirius notices Remus dancing alone one day...Dude Hope and Effie teaming up against Walburga. Evan and Barty often being teamed together for duos but their mothers dont really get on, they ignore this cuz they're besties. Reggie and Sirius are like Maddie and Kenzie, so therefore Walburga sucks up to their dance instructor, Mr Fucking Dumbledore (Who no one actually really likes), and then theres his assistant, Minerva, Minnie, the one and only really, shes awesome and we all know it. Ah, someone stop me stop me stop me stop me stope me theres no plot theres nothing stop me before it becomes something stop me-















