#fantabulous five

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Ao3 account now ACTIVE

The name is peccatulum_b_gone

(I couldn't find the Don Confetti gif so this one will have to suffice.)

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THERE IS ANOTHER OOOONE!

Beryl, stop yelling. It is just another jumble of words.

Raccoon writing practice. But they are not good yet.

I still think it is some sort of a code.

Let's just wait it out. I am sure Snakehead will be back soon to review these messages. And if not, we could always try calling the Seven Association. They probably know some codes.

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200 limbillion units! With countless more on the way!

*whispers some distance away from Beryl can be heard*

Are you sure we shouldn't be doing something about this ?

Look at those ants, Feldspar. Tell me, would it take a lot more than a bug spray to kill them all ? No. It is fine. She can't command a kitchen, let alone an army.

That's what I'm concerned about the most.

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🐌

*Beryl holds the tiny snail within her palms*

I shall name thou Garrey :3

She means Gary, but she can´t spell. Classic.

Garay will vanquish you for that one day >:(

I doubt that.

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*thwack!*

YOU'VE JUST BEEN FISH'D

...

Thanks for the fish. I guess it now lives in the bathtub. The odd thing was that is was JASPER of all people who wanted to keep it. As a pet.

As much as I try to understand him, there are always moments like this.

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I believe in you my furry friends. Keep it up.

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Message? A secret coded message?

Or maybe the Raccoon brigade is practicing typing.

I bet Feldspar could figure it out. He's really good at ciphers and all the technology stuff.

Too bad. He went to check the perimeter with Snakehead and Jasper a while ago.

But why couldn't we aaaaaaaaaall go?

Because you two are on house arrest. What were you even thinking, Onyx? You can't just go out on your own, looking for some crazy guy on a giant nightmare horse.

I would have blown him and his horse up to smithereens if I wasn't prematurely apprehended.

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Oh dear.

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Beryl has been contained. The fire will be contained shortly. These lizards (and other assorted creatures) will be sent back to the wild where they came from.

We are grounded.