I can't decide whether Jon Cryer should be Nerim or Halwin Norry. He'd be so entertaining in either role.

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I can't decide whether Jon Cryer should be Nerim or Halwin Norry. He'd be so entertaining in either role.
I'm re-reading 'thousand autumns' and running through fantasy castlists and I think I may have a winning combination:
shen qiao: cheng yi. he's pretty, he's especially pretty when he suffers, and you know he'd knock the fight choreography out of the park
yan wushi: hu bing. undeniable swag, and he's definitely got the tits for it
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(No spoilers please!) When I was ten, I told myself I’d become the greatest mangaka in the world. Seven years later, while watching the Berserk ’97 anime with my brother, he asked: “Which character do you relate the most to?” Not a doubt in my mind. This was a bit of an emotional piece to make. Lately I’ve been reflecting upon my aspirations, which have matured a little, and how far I still have to travel to get there. As so many privileges have been granted to me because of my ambition and raw talent, I took my dream for granted as if it were an inevitability. I believed it was my destiny. But as the years have added up, it’s become increasingly clear to me that nothing in life is guaranteed and that I must learn to fight for my dream or else watch it escape me. What sacrifices am I willing to make? Do you feel similarly?
Fantasy Odyssey cast
I’m working on the choose-your-own-path Odyssey book/game today, and I thought a good way of trying to write a bit faster (and stop being distracted by the fact that I have a day off from the world to do with as I like and I’m spending it stuck to the computer) would be to visualise the characters as actors I like. Or at least work out whom I have been visualising all this time. I’ll add to this list as I write other sections.
NB: I live in the UK, was a child in the 90s, and like comedies and dramas, so these are probably going to end up all British and aren’t necessarily going to be very exciting choices! Please feel free to make your own suggestions.
PS: I know there’s a film coming out with Ralph Fiennes as Odysseus and Juliette Binoche as Penelope coming out in a year or so, but that casting is just too serious for me (and Binoche is forever Antigone to me after using her NT run to teach the play for coursework, so…)
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Odysseus:
Michael Sheen
Odysseus is complicated. Apparently he looks like a country boob, but has a voice that commands all and speaks words like falling snowflakes. He can lie at a second’s notice, but is also loyal and magnetic enough for his wife to have wanted to wait for him all this time. The role needs Sheen: the sheer *range* of the man, who can be sweet *and* prickly inside one sentence. His Nero is terrifying yet also somehow vulnerable. He also looks excellently the part - stocky, sturdy, with a woolly beard and hair (perfect streak of weathered white through the front). He’d be captivating.
Telemachus:
Alex Lawther
I’m a bit sick of portrayals of Telemachus making him a total one-note whinge bag (you know which portrayal I mean in particular) and in the text he’s angry yet well-behaved and does a lot of growing up. He’s been brought up by only his clever mother and her loyal servants/enslaved people so he should be a little soft but sharp around the edges (the suitors are almost all the same age as him give or take a handful of years), and he also takes after his father - Homer really paints that comparison on thick - so he should be clever too.
That’s Lawther in a nutshell.
And, if you look at photos of a younger Michael Sheen, there’s a lot of similarity there, so that works too. (And they’ve both played Hamlet, so that would be fun to talk about)
Menelaus
Brendan Gleeson/ Brian Gleeson
The film Troy rather ruined this one, as Brendan Gleeson played Menelaus rather perfectly for me. Only I’m imagining he gets a lot nicer once he gets Helen back. However, he's rather aged out of the part, but his son Brian is almost old enough to play him (yes, nepotism). In Frank of Ireland he’s a lil bit daft and that’s how I’m seeing Menelaus in Book 4, all memories and wrapped around his wife’s littlest finger.
Helen
Right now, possibly Emilia Clarke, but I’m not certain (see below)
Helen is a confident trickster. She’s effectively been abused her whole life, treated as a prize and a sexual object since childhood, can’t trust anyone, and is now leaning into it (see Book 3). But all she wants is stability. It’s probably a choice a little influenced by Clarke’s former roles, but her apple-cheeked visage and winning smile suggest she can get herself out of trouble by getting men to fight eachother for the privilege.
EDIT: wait wait wait... let's go left-field and get Natasia Demetriou. Her Helen would be manipulative, dismissive, sometimes incredibly sweet and naive but only on the surface. She'll dope you to make sure you don't ruin a good time. She's in charge. Oh yes.
Penelope
Nina Sosanya/Olivia Colman
Our Penelope is so sassy, totally on it (Odysseus-in-disguise praises her as a ‘king’, the highest era-appropriate compliment on her rule he can give), but willing to make way for her son. She’s clever, no-nonsense, totally in love but also a realist. I couldn’t pick between these two brilliant actors so I’m picking bits of them: Sosanya’s needliness and Colman’s ability to dismiss you kindly and both of their wit.
Athene
Ruth Wilson
Calculating, sexy, kind of ruthless. Enough said.
Diomedes
Kayvan Novak
He’s not in it for long, though there’s potential for plenty of flashbacks. Diomedes is pretty serious, businesslike, a bit meat-headed, deadly as a sword between your ribs, and while Novak is a lot funnier than that I think he could pull off the character without being unlikeable.
Antinous and Eurymachus
Timothee Chalamet and… TBD
Ok so technically Chalamet is a teensy bit younger than Lawther rather than older, but it’s within tolerance. I think he could pull off older and haughtier, full of insouciance knowing how much he’s worth compared to the rest of them, and properly intimidating and manipulative. The murder plot the suitors attempt against Telemachus becomes a bit of a dark peer prank, with Chalamet as the leader of a group of obnoxious rich boys who only have one impediment between them as suitors and one of them as king, and I can see a face-off between Chalamet-Antinous and Lawther-Telemachus with Ruth Wilson’s delighted Athene bobbing between them.
Eurylochus and Polites
Simon Farnaby and Jim Howick (Ghosts, Horrible Histories)
Obviously these two need bigger roles than in the original text, so they pop up in the alternate storylines. Eurylochus is smarmy and annoying, and Polites is an adorable yes-man. At one point Odysseus wonders whether or not he should actually cut Eurylochus’ head off, and I can see Farnaby and Sheen facing off in my head. And there have to be some comedic characters in here to relieve the tension.
More like 20 years, amirite?
Eumaeus
Not sure yet. Eumaeus is such an important and underrated character, earnest and loyal to the last, but with the bearing of a prince (as he once was before becoming enslaved). I’m fluctuating between Idris Elba, Riz Ahmed and David Tennant, which is a bit mad, but I’m getting back to writing this bit soon and I may have a better idea after they’ve sat down for an interminable amount of time to eat roast piglet. But, now I've seen Good Omens 2, maybe just Michael Tennant with heart-eyes for Odysseus is pretty accurate.
I am desperate to get Matt Berry in here somewhere. I think he’s going to be Medon the herald, who has covered himself in an ox-hide and is hiding under a chair during the suitor-slaughter. BUT WOULDN'T HE BE BRILLIANT AS AGAMEMNON???
Proteus, god of the Sea
Proteus is both king of Memphis in mythology, but also a sea-god (like Nereus) who shepherds seals and cannot lie. I've made them different characters, but I think they could pull off being played by the same actor. Proteus of the sea is a shape-changer, changing into a lion, snake, water and fire (!), but is often thought of as being half-man-half-seasnake.
Hello Sir Derek Jacobi, I love you but am also very cross with you right now, be a seasnake-seal-shepherd.
I’ll edit this post when I think of more.
I’m back with another installment of my dream cast for the future of Wednesday on Netflix.
Now, I’m bringing in a new character entirely this time. I would love to see Xavier’s back story and life explored more fully in the future. They’ve hinted at things, but never given us anything solid. I want them to show us his life and who he really is, so, in that endeavor I’ve decided he needs a grandfather.
We know his father is shitty. We suspect his mother is dead. So Xavier needs someone. A grandfather is just what he needs. Kind but kooky and weird. A psychic who has maybe gone a little senile from decades of visions and nightmares. Someone just strange enough that it explains Xavier being so at ease with the Addams family and their kookiness.
And I know just the person to play him. Check it out under the cut.
Now that Armie Hammer is never going to work again, I think we should look into who could play Illya in the hopeful sequel.
Things that I think are important to his character:
1 - must be cute when grumpy
2 - preferably taller than Henry Cavil who is 1.85m
My ideas are:
Lee Pace who is 1.96m:
And cute af, imo
Or
Alexander Skarsgard who is 1.94m
But Illya probs doesn't need to even be white, I'm just listing these as they're visually similar to Hammer.
That being said most of the actors who's like 1.90+ that I can find seem to be white and also I don't think any of the Hemsworths would be a good fit.
But that's my opinion, what do you guys think?
I was telling @tomorrowsdrama that instead of my previous headcast for Yuwu being Lin Gengxin x Zhou Yiwei, I am going to have Mo Xi be Liu Yuning, who is 32 and 6′2 and looks upper class and is intense and quiet so would fit (unsurprisingly, his kdrama doppelganger Jo In Sung was my choice for a kdrama Mo Xi):
But then who should be Gu Mang? She had a genius idea of William Chan, who’s 36 and 6′ and suffers sooooo well on screen and can goof around. Genius!
No adaptation of Yuwu is ever gonna happen of course, but fantasy is free :P