#fantesy high

[haydenthewitch]

"No, this is too easy. this is too easy."

THE FEELING OF UNEASYNESS AS RIZ STARTS TO FREAK RIGHT BEFORE BRENNAN REVELS HIS PLOT

god, i love it when improv is better than a script

[sleepinginpanic]

If I had a nickel for every time Kristen has kissed Fabian I would have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.

[haydenthewitch]

"Becuse i wanna see you fucking dead! I wanna see you DIE FUCKING SLOWLY. I AM FIGEROTH FAETH AND YOU WASTED MY FUCKING SEASON! YOU WERE A WASTE OF TIME!"

GET HIS ASS FIG

"you SUCK. you don't desrve a 9th level spell, your music sucks now and it sucked then. THERE IS NO GENRE IN WITCH YOU CAN TAKE REFUGE."

READ HIM TO FILTH!!! YES BITCH

"your natural shittyness will leak into every cord you play for the rest of your life witch is gonna be fucking short!!"

DAMMMMNNNNN FIG GET HIS ASS

[haydenthewitch]

thinking about Buddy Dawn meeting helio in the afterlife. thinking about buddy dawn asking helio why betral happens. thinking about him (possibly) waking up to kristen, cleric of doubt and uncertainty, chosen of his god , who still doubted the church anyways, reviving him. Thinking about him waking up with the light of twilight and suddenly realizing that none of his frenids nor his god ever had his back.

suddenly realizing that bad things happen to good people. suddenly understanding that when you live your life with blind faith, your afterlife is disappointing, and your "frenids" slit your neck open.

Thinking about him going home to his (probably) ultra religious family knowing that helio did not save him or warn him about the knife at his neck, and maybe even resenting kristen a little bit becuse maybe the chosen one of the church would have been warned. asking himself for the first time why helio did what he did. wondering if this life was worth it.

maybe buddy dawn suddenly knows that this isn't the life he wants. Maybe it takes a whole ark for him to realize it. Maybe he takes revenge out on the rat grinders. maybe he takes his frustration out on helio. maybe he leaves helio for cassandra, letting himself revel in doubt and mistery, allowing him to question "why?" for the first time in his whole life. Maybe he leaves helio for ARNKANA, allowing himself justified rage, and getting the justice he feels he desrves.

god. fuck man. buddy dawn, i hope you find peace no matter what. and i hope you also meet your god and go, "He kinda sucks tbh" and you and kristen bond over that.

[haydenthewitch]

emily the muppet

[haydenthewitch]

Imagine for a second that your mazey. You're the current student body president. you're kinda into this bard guy. a girl in your class insults you and calls you ugly. fast foward. you were just on a pirate ship fighting dragons (said Bard guy's house, btw) . cool skatebord girl flashed you and threw up the shocker. you are now in the gym. the world is falling apart. you are handcuffed to a bag of votes. fabian, cute bard guy, maximum legend, kills a girl, and while killing her, insits that he's gonna lose his virginty to you on the rug of said mean girl's skin. we are one round into combat, and you haven't even gotten a shot out yet. you're kinda into it.

[haydenthewitch]

a godess of conviction (arnkana) turns into a godess of conquest by way of sol or his followers corrupting her followers.

a godess of doubt and mistery (cassandra) is turned into a god of fear by way of galecia or her followers corrupting cassandras followers.

sol and galeica are brother and sister of sun and moon.

arnkan and cassandra are spouses of sun or summer and night/twighlight or moon.

thr gods don't like sharing domains with other gods, espetialy when they are out for followers. we know that both sol and galeica are hungry for followers and always ask for more.

so maybe this was a coordinating attack against who they see as their biggest enimies.

[haydenthewitch]

"please, please let me fuck your shit brennan"