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Lady at register: did you hear that? I did. Felt nice. Felt real nice. 😏
*giggles nervously bc I’m high and I’m like what on earth is she talking about…DID SHE JUST FART?*
Me: sounds like a good one.
*leaves*
Me: omg did that lady just straight up announce to me she released the fart demons?
Kip: what are you talking about?
*explains the whole thing over but from my perspective*
Kip: you are so weird! She cracked her back and it was loud. You little nasty girl 🤣
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I always feel sick right before a counseling session. I'm pretty sure it's just a stress response but still my stomach feels full and empty at the same time. If it turns out to be gas I really hope I can hold it in. I've had far too much ice cream and Mac n cheese to release demons in such close quarters.
Pastor Claims Gay People Are Possessed By “Fart Demons” That Can Drive Pigs To Suicide (via Queerty)
[ed. note: I’m totally gonna name my autobiography Fart Demons, you guys.]
