#fart machine

[suckmydictionary5]

[elliotsagereslop]

regretevator pride!! dont be afraid to be who u are!! ^_^

[3amcynic]

Just got back from Baltimore. I highly recommend the American Visionary Art Museum. Kinetic sculptures? Yes.Upcycled materials? Yep. Disturbing imagery? Oh yeah. Severe mental illness channelled into compelling works of art? You bet! A display dedicated to flatulence located next to the bathrooms? Did you really need to ask? All this and probably the greatest (and most affordable) museum gift shop ever. Do yourself a favor and go.

[bolandoando]

[rae-redacted]

What are dogs thinking when they walk into a room where you are, make very intense eye contact, RIP A HUGE NASTY FART, and then walk away. WHAT ARE THEY THINKING???

And NO the answer is not that they need to potty because they damn well know they’ve just gone for a walk and did all their business

[00venator]

Dad said A-10s sounds like they're "having a fart" and he's right.

[captainfluffy6446]

Captain's log: Day 13

Mercy Moo actually slept through most of the night but I ended up waking up at 2am and 5am out of habit and fed and changed her anyway. Her appetite is growing and my milk supply still sucks. It's hard for me to eat 1,200 calories a day and it's recommended I get 1,800-2,000. It was easier when I was pregnant and I had her telling me to eat.

I'm figuring out her body language and I'm thrilled. Sometimes she'll go into these wild fits where she flails, squirms, screams, and doesn't want yum yums. I used to panic because I didn't know what to do for her, but it's usually just gas or she wants to be rocked to sleep or both.

She farts so much.

[elliotsagereslop]

can someone put my ocs in brainrot content