#fart queen

[loveiseverywheree]

guys pooping is all fun and all until you’ve been on the toilet for almost a whole hour now

[snorpus]

oh my gosh now way

[flameontheotherside]

I'm The Queen 👸 Of Farts!

🤭🤣🤣😭

Being lactose intolerant (sometimes I forget to take a pill) AND the health tonic I drink to help regulate my sugar levels or whatever is giving me gas. I've written about this before. My fart habits are quite bad in that I probably fart 20x a day and they all stink pretty fucking bad lately. Doesn't help that my favorite foods contain dairy which is fucked up.

🤣 Sure also the bean burgers I had WITH cheese and WITH the tonic stuff isn't helping. 🤭 My stomach is churning up something special for sure!

Erik just told me to spray something.

I said...

🤣 Nah I'm pretty sure demons are flying out of my ass hole and this calls for some sage.

Sage usually does the trick. I farted so much I went through 150 sticks of frankincense and myrrh in less than two months before I tried sage.

Jesus Christ my farts smell like something crawled up there and died. I love the smell of my own fart (yeah I know...!) but dayum. Lately it's been killing even me...

AND Erik!

I should put myself right under the covers to Dutch oven Erik. It may not work though. I'll just fry my own brain instead 🤣. It's god awful.

My bf is going to need a hazmat suit to walk into the bedroom now.

😘💕 Good night!

...While I bathe in my own poo-gas from my ass!

[flameontheotherside]

I'm The Queen Of Farts Though!

[milpoolthrillhouse]

I just laughed so hard that I farted and Jess jessisnake and Scott giantdoseofbullshit had to witness it.

[moveitlikethis-blog]

If they don't let me be the queen of France then I'm gonna fart in all of their wine.

John. The new queen of France

[iamatacoslut-blog]

andy is trying to come up with a tag for me. what'd he come up with?