#jessisnake

[milpoolthrillhouse]

this one time me and Jess jessisnake were at her friend's house for his bday and one of his roommates asked us our advice on what to wear out so we were in his room and he was just this normal ordinary guy who I'd never really talked to before or noticed really and then he was like 'should I wear my glasses?' and as soon as he put glasses on it was like BAM HOLY SHIT HE WAS SO FUCKING HOT and me and Jess drunkenly decided that if he'd made a move on us that night we literally would have had a threesome with him then and there and I just remembered it and I am laughing.

[milpoolthrillhouse]

I just laughed so hard that I farted and Jess jessisnake and Scott giantdoseofbullshit had to witness it.

[milpoolthrillhouse]

this one time i was making a circa survive mix cd for my best friend because she hates them and we always used to mock them and threaten to buy jess circa survive merch for all her birthdays and i had never listened to them before. so i'm making this cd for her 18th birthday laughing evilly to myself and then one of the songs i was downloading started playing and it was like angels had descended and taken root in my ears and i realised....I LOVED CIRCA SURVIVE and to this day it was the worst day of my fucking life because jokingly mocking circa survive came so naturally to me and i had to start mocking myself and i told jess and she just started laughing and i wanted to cry because it was so funny/bad and honestly we should have seen this as foreshadowing for her whole 18th birthday because literally everyone cried and it was epic. this post is so irrelevant to anything im sorry.

[milpoolthrillhouse]

it's ridiculous just how much i miss my best friend's cat i want to snuggle her and for her to look at me with her judgy little eyes like 'ew bitch get tha fuck away from me' and the lean away as i try to pet her but she never gets up and leaves because i know she really actually enjoys it and loves me deep deep way far deep down.