Sep 30, 2024
okay okay, so. in theory,
if we were to end up in a zombie apocalypse and you get bitten, die and come back to life, do you think those absolutely RANK after death farts would feel good to let out? like. think about it. when you pass away your body lets go of all the methane left in your body. So if you were the part of the living dead it could mean that you would totally feel yourself ripping ass uncontrollably because you’re dying overtime.
Either that or being zombi-fied just means you’re CONSTANTLY letting out bouts of gas because your body is so loose it doesn’t even know how to hold any of it in anymore.
Can we just agree that zombie’s are 100% the gassiest creatures?