fart story idea: character A just got asked out by their crush and they’re literally so nervous about it so they call their best friend to the rescue and do the whole “I’ll give you an ear piece and say everything you need to say and do” trope.
Except her so-called “bestie” is also crushing on the same person (or maybe even has a crush on their best friend 🤭) and is looking to sabotage the whole date by misleading their friend.
This leads to character A being told to be an absolute slob during the date.
“oh my gosh he’s so cuuuteee…and he complimented your perfume…? OH MY GOD you should tell him it’s “all natural” and then fart like, SO loud and like, wave it towards him so he smells it 🤭🤭 omg just do itttttt i swear he’s gonna think all your farts smell super good and then he’ll be head over heels for you!!”
and their friend trusts them so much that they just listen to everything that’s being said even if they’re super apprehensive about it all.
“omg bring up how you can totally burp the alphabet, boys love that!!”
“just don’t even wipe the sauce off your mouth, let it sit there so he’ll be all like “oh you have something there” and wipe it off for you!! and then burp in his face while he does it 🤭just trust meeee it’ll be so funny guys love that!!!”
“dude i can smell your fart from my seat in the back that was absolutely fucking RANK, he’s so nice about it too 🤭🤭 he totally laughed it off as if you were embarrassed about it, be confident girlie!! show him you don’t mess around and fart even harder!!”
all until their date is officially grossed out and walks off. Then character A goes to their best friend for comfort and she’s all like “i don’t know what you could’ve done wrong, boys just suck”
