#fascinating stuff i know

[shaneposting]

sometimes when a character in a story says things, that’s because the writer wants us to learn something about that character’s behaviours and thought processes, and not because that character is telling the gospel truth

[d4d2]

I had a dream ex oomf called me a series of insults so innovative that I genuinely stopped hating him for a minute because of how in awe I was at his creativity. Kedadoodle to compliment this abhorrent time

I remember it was like. an incredibly detailed and specific thing, that captured literally everything he hated about me and my identity in like. three words. and honestly wish I remember what it was cuz the curiosity is going to haunt me forever. I am Giuseppe Tardini and this is my devil's trill sonata

[homoangel]

dreamt that i changed my legal name to mary jo winchester (marys full name in my dream) and then i was like fuck ! i dont even go by that name ? and now im no longer called my actual name? then woke up from that dream (while still dreaming) and was like thank god that would have been insane

[thrassisfras]

Out of curiosity, I decided to try cinnamon toothpaste and I think I've been converted

[br-o-ken-poetry]

Today is my last day of being 18

[tsunflowers]

on the road about halfway home. mother does not want to drive through the night so we're staying in a hotel

[littlebitalexis]

felixgaeta replied to your post: sometimes i forget that there are othe...

yup theres a new char named kira

so now the list of fictional people named kira that i know of consists of:

kira on teen wolf

chuckie's stepmom from the rugrats

one of the weird muppet-things in the dark crystal

the bad guy from death note

the little girl in the 6th sense whose mom poisoned her with soup

[mouthfulofbirds]

Share 5 random facts about yourself and pass this on to your 10 favorite followers.

oh yay i’m one of your ten fave followers! :D

okay srs bznz now 

1. i am currently eating microwave ready lasagne and it is delicious 

2. i once discussed my green crocs with the queen of norway when i was eleven

3. i am secretly targaryen level blonde however i do not have the purple eyes sighhhhh no special snowflake status for me

4. one of my goals in life is to walk up a local staircase of 4444 stairs (one of the longest in the world) because why not 

5. once when i was bored i broke into an abandoned cottage on the island i live on during the summer and i stole a tiny model eiffel tower - the height of my rebellious phase tbh 

(because i’m lazy i probably won’t pass this on so don’t be offended if this doesn’t turn up in your ask-box)