Dec 14, 2022
I’m honestly gonna be kinda sad when I’m too fat to sniff my own armpits. 🥺🦨
Not gonna let it stop me tho. 🥰😈
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I’m honestly gonna be kinda sad when I’m too fat to sniff my own armpits. 🥺🦨
Not gonna let it stop me tho. 🥰😈
I am attempting to sleep on a twin size air mattress tonight.
Send help. 🥲
And snacks. 🥺
Me: *scrolling through tumblr*
Me: I'm gonna start working out and eating healthy! I wanna be sexy like all these guys!
Also me: *stuffs whole honey bun in my mouth*
One of these days I'm going to have a "before" pic and an "after" physique and I'll finally be able to put up a #ThrowbackThursday pic. Until then I have pie and pizza! :/
So I had a pastry In my hand today. I literally said "damn I'm getting fat." And continued to munch on the pastry like the world was going to end.
5 seconds rule?
So if I drop a fruit snack on the ground and it rolls, dose the 5 seconds start when it hits the ground or when it stops rolling
Mom: Don't eat ice cream at 6:30, you wont be hungry for dinner
Me: You underestimate me