Caenis ; Fate/Grand Order ☆ Good Smile Company
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Caenis ; Fate/Grand Order ☆ Good Smile Company
It's ironic that the representatives of Athena and Poseidon in Chaldea are the two servants who probably hate them most: Medusa and Caenis.
Tried to do a wallpaper of my favorite servants. Some would probably be different, if I were to do this one week later.
Caenis! Now with 100% less Madness Enhancement!
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hello! this is my first time doing something like this! but I'd like to put feelers out there for my fate pride charms!! now, a couple of these are headcanons (mostly astolfo and asterios currently), but the rest I think are technically canon to either fate lore and/or the actual real myth/history. I would like to eventually do pins with your choice of character and flag, but one thing at a time for now :^) if you have any questions, feel free to comment or dm me! I will most likely close the form after a month or two, but we'll see. thank you for reading!!
Fate Grand Order Servant Comparisons
Caeneus and Caenis
Left - FGO
Right - Attic black-figure lekythos, 520–510 BC.
Left - FGO
Right - woodcut illustration of Ovid by Virgil Solis, 1563
Sounds more like the opening narration of an old RTS campaign mission like in Warcraft Orcs & Humans to Warcraft III TFT or Zeus+Poseidon.
Who the fuck mentioned Poseidon?
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Blondie meets king. Blondie presses king's buttons. King threatens violence against blondie. Blondie schmoozes his way out of the situation. King laughs and partners with blondie. Times three. Maybe it's romantic? I dunno.
This is probably a coincidence. Really. Jason being blonde seems to, in spite of how much I think it retroactively colors Medea's obsession with Artoria, be completely inconsequential to how he was designed. His illustrator, BLACK, just said "For the first version of his NPC design, I did a mean-faced loser, but I got told to make him hot, so I updated the design into something more good looking. To my complete surprise, he was later chosen to become a Servant, so I gave him a design themed after many different 80's rockstars. I love myself hilariously uncool guys." And although BLACK mentions that Jason has a lot of facial expressions "just like Gof", nothing is made of the hair color thing.
Caenis: Unnotice that immediatey. GUDAKO: Woah there, gal! Put the harpoon down! I won't say anything! Caenis: You swear? GUDAKO: Yeah! Caenis (lowering her harpoon): ... fine. GUDAKO: See? Was that so h-(turned around and fled while yelling out loud)-EY EVERYONE! CAENIS HAS THE HOTS FOR BLONDE, STUFFY SNOBS!!! Caenis (giving chase): YOU MOTHERF*****! COM'ERE AND DIE! As the mad Lancer hunted down the crazy Master, the rest of the beach-goers watched the ongoing madness from the safety of the sidelines. Mash: Eeek~! GUDAKO-senpai! Mordred: Yeesh. That Lancer is one crazy chick. Shiro Kage: Couldn't agree more. But, it's a shame she's into blonde, stuffy snobs. I thought she would be a perfect match for ya. Mordred: Yea-(turned her head)-wait, what?!
Also, she probably has the hots for Jason. Ugh, memories of that one strip where the homies over hoes rule are coming back. Or was it bro first or something like that. Jason: Huh? Are you kidding me? Was that you during the men's bathing? Fellow Argonauts backing away with disgust and fear as the woman begun fuming. Medea Lily: My husband might be a total dork but please, he's still my husband. Medea: Just divorce him and gut him. Caenis: Shut up. Gudako: She's summoning her freaking Noble Phantasm. Run. Oh wait, I'm her master. I command you to stop. All three command seals were used up but proved useless. Mash: Lord Camelot! EMIYA: Rho Aias!
Artoria is literally everything that Jason is but better:
Blond
Green Eyes
Lead a group of legendary heroes
Tragically died prematurely
Artoria is smaller than Medea
Artoria isn't an arrogant jerkass
Honestly if adult Medea's preferences were still influenced by Aphrodite her obsession with Artoria makes sense.
Yes, let's just ignore Artoria acknowledge her wife's love with one of her knights by simply not mentioning it to her knights. Let's forget how she acted towards her child, Mordred, by simply not telling her reason why she can't be king.
The thing is.
Artoria acted like that with everyone.
and they pointed out that mordred misunderstood.
I don't accept as an heir(cause in about 10 years or so this place won't exist anymore.)
But she never said anything about her being her son.
Anyhoddle now it's just her being understandably petty at least in the summer event.
And for the Lancelot Gunivere thing.
It's complicated.
Artoria's whole issue is that she steeled herself to be the perfect king, and wishing for the grail that a better replacement would do better than her (plus wanting out of being the king)
Then Shirou opens her heart and lets her pass on that she did her best and can rest now. And she helped Shirou not be narrow minded on his goals and open up to her.
And both are at peace in Avalon in their Last Episode
Artoria: I just want to make clear, ... I wasn't around during her formative years.
Shirou: Saber? Has it ever crossed your mind that that could be one of the reasons why she betrayed you?
Artoria: ... ah, that does make some sense.
Merlin: Not to mention, she was raised by that evil sister of yours.
Artoria (eye twitching): The same sister who enchanted me and then proceeded to have her wicked ways with me when I was trying to sire an heir with Guinevere?
Shirou: Wait, what?
Merlin (smiling): Exactly~! A shame that you and Guinevere never tied the knot.
Artoria: No thanks to you, you stupid incubus.
Merlin: How's this my fault? I cast the spell to turn you into a pseudo-male so that you can produce an heir. Not my fault that you wasted your chance by having a one-night stand with your crazy sister.
Shirou (wide-eyed): What?!
Artoria: Let's get something clear, you dick wizard! One, Morgan enchanted me! A bit hard to reject her advances when my mind was muddled! Second, she wouldn't have done so if a certain court wizard hadn't blabbed about my transformation in the bloody bar during happy hours!
Merlin: Well, I had to show off my awesomeness~
Artoria: To everyone?!
Merlin (laughing nervously): Fair point. But, for the record, I was drunk at the t-
Artoria: That's your excuse for everything! Hell, that's why we banned you from drinking!
Merlin: Wait, I thought you banned me because of the harem of succubus I had hidden in my room?
Shirou: Your harem of what now?
Merlin: Harem of succubus, my boy. Please do keep up.
Artoria: Urg ... that was one of the reasons.
Merlin: Fine, I'll admit it. I goofed ... and now you have a b****** child. Are you happy?
Artoria: Hey! Don't call my son that!
Shirou: Yeah! What she s-(blinking)-wait, son? I thought you had a daughter?
Artoria: Not now, Shirou.
Merlin: Mordred likes to think she's a boy.
Shirou: ... ok?
Artoria: I'll explain later, Shirou.
Merlin: Oh, that reminds me ... if Shirou is going to be a part of your family, he should know about Mordred's half-siblings~!
Shirou: Mordred's what now?!
Merlin: Half-siblings. Gawain, Gaheris, Gareth, & Agravain. Don't worry, though. Artoria is not the one who sired them. Morgan did ... with King Lot of Orkney.
Shirou (turning green): ... Saber?
Artoria (blushing): My sister had a lot of plans to take the throne.
Merlin: Yup. Too bad all of them joined Artoria to become Knights of the Round Table. Man, you should have seen Morgan's face when all her plans went up in smoke!
Shirou: Saber, I didn't know your family was so ... err ... diverse?
Artoria (raised an eyebrow): Diverse, you say? And what about yours, Shirou? Need I remind you of your dad who is a Counter Guardian, your mother who is a homunculus terminal of the Holy Grail, your sister and her doppelganger who are both magical girls, and there's that Miyu girl who is your adopted sister from another world ... and is also a magical girl. Let's not forget about your edgy future self and your Alter counterpart. Oh, and we can't forget about that Pseudo-Servant of you running about.
Shirou (sweatdropped): ... point taken.
Merlin: Aww ... you two really are a match made in heaven~