Let's acknowledge at this time that we are equal halves of two That breakin' barriers was nothing more than trivial flukes He's in the study, got a candlestick, but I ain't got a clue Baby beat me, baby eat me, baby fucks with me too Baby beats upon his momma, oh baby what can I do? Baby riding the whale until the carcass is glue Baby redefining how to make a killer debut Baby's cries live inside me from my ears to my shoes Baby meets in the streets and gives the women the fright, Don't want your money or no victims cause he's ridin for pride He wracks with sobs every week day that ends with y Baby hit me, baby bite me, baby's gouging my eyes I called the doctor, called my momma, called the piglets in blue But baby chewed on the phone line til it broke straight through I try to stifle him in places I think he might like to lay But baby's stubborn and I find him with his blankets ripped away Now baby's twisted my mind and I ain't actin very nice To shut a screaming baby up takes bloody sacrifice And what's a woman to do with only one device? I hope your hungry papi, bring an appetite Cause I got baby in front of me on a bed of rice