#fatui shenanigans

[draco-glacialis]

Navia: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Clorinde and Furina's convo?

Arlecchino: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.

Neuvillette: I'm in the washing machine.

Wriothesley: I'm in the closet.

Arlecchino: We accept you Wriothesley .

Wriothesley: No I'm literally in the closet.

Arlecchino: Love is love.

[maerakea]

GAME NIGHT!

Sandrone: HERE WE ARE LIVE, UNLIKE MOU OVER THERE INTERNALLY DYING CAUSE HE'S BANKRUPT!

Scaramouche, sobbing: sandy shut up

Childe: HOW DID I LOSE TO BINA WHAT THE FUCK

Columbina: (⁠◠⁠‿⁠・⁠)⁠—⁠☆

Pantalone: Oh yeahhh. Mora time, baby!

Arlecchino: FUCK YEAH MORA TIME!

Dottore, in Jail: you guys are so unfair

[cryotime]

here's the source post

[draco-glacialis]

Tsaritsa: Did you take out Furina as I requested?

Arlecchino: Furina has been taken out, yes.

Tsaritsa: You have my grat-

Arlecchino: It was a great restaurant.

Arlecchino: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.

Arlecchino: Furina proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers.

[draco-glacialis]

La Signora: So, are you two dating now?

Arlecchino & Furina: Yes.

La Signora: Why?

Arlecchino: I happen to find Furina very appealing.

La Signora: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Furina.

[draco-glacialis]

Furina: The floor is lava!

Clorinde: *helps Navia onto the counter*

Wriothesley: *kicks Arlecchino off the sofa*

Arlecchino: *lays on the floor*

Furina: ...Are you okay?

Arlecchino: No.

[draco-glacialis]

Columbina: Do you want to know your gay name?

Arlecchino: My... my gay name?

Columbina: Yeah, it's your first name-

Arlecchino: Haha. Very funny Columbina-

Columbina: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.

Arlecchino: Oh- oh my god.

[draco-glacialis]

Chevreuse: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Clorinde: I sleep with a knife.

Furina: Both of you are pathetic.

Chevreuse: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Furina: Arlecchino.