[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you would never let ai write fanfics for you

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Happy New Year Everyone :]

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If you think about long enough and hard enough Peruere and Clervie are just Navia and Clorinde in a different font. (one that doesn’t last long and end in tragedy).

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*after the Squad has been separated for a few years*

Lihua: So what have you been up to recently?

Loulan: Leading a revolution with Gyokuyou.

Lihua: Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob.

Loulan: *nods* Oh, how cool! That's awesome!

Lihua: I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Lishu?

Loulan: Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Maomao?

Lihua: Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break them out later. Ah Duo?

Loulan: Cult leader.

Lihua: Yeah, that sounds about right. They always were weirdly charismatic.

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Ah Duo: WHO ATE MY BREAD?!

Ah Duo: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K-

Lishu: I did?

Ah Duo: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating anything today Lishu.

Ah Duo: *walks away*

Lishu:

Lishu: They're gone Gyokuyou.

Gyokuyou, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in her mouth: Twankh uh!

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Ah Duo: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.

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Maomao: But that’s censorship.

Ah Duo: Well done. You are correct. You’re being censored. Now go.

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*Gyokuyou and Ah Duo are texting*

Gyokuyou: Who are you? Maomao changed the names in my phone.

Ah Duo: What did they change my name to?

Gyokuyou: Chosen One.

Ah Duo: Don’t change it back.

Gyokuyou: BUT WHO ARE YOU?!?!

Ah Duo: I’m the chosen one.

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Gyokuyou: Today, Loulan said a swear word, so Lihua said that she was going to wash Loulan's mouth out with soap. Loulan replied, “It’s okay, I like the taste of soap”. Turns out, she’s been putting soap on her lips to blow bubbles.

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Maomao: What is wrong with you?

Ah Duo: Loaded question. Elaborate.

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Loulan: I reserve the right to judge a movie based on when it was made, thank you very much.

Maomao: You consider anything made before 2000 old and bad.

Loulan: And I reserve that right! After all....

Loulan: I bet you wouldn’t like the average movie made in 1879!

Maomao: There were no movies made in 1879.

Loulan: *slams table* WRONG! There was ONE movie made in 1879! The first movie! A zoopraxioscope of a horse galloping!

Gyokuyou: Oooh! Let’s go ask Ah Duo if they saw it in theatres!

*After they find Ah Duo and Gyokuyou asks her question*

Ah Duo: *unamused stare*

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Lihua: So, what is Lishu to you?

Ah Duo: The reason I wake up every morning.

Lihua: ...That’s adorable.

Lishu earlier that morning, barging into Ah Duo′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!

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Ah Duo, grinning: I have a knife!

Emperor: Put it down, Ah Duo.

Ah Duo: Make me! *sprints away*

Emperor: *Sprinting after her*

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Ah Duo: I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart.

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Maomao: Watcha doin?

Ah Duo: Stealing my neighbour’s cat.

Maomao: Scandalous.

Maomao: Can I help?

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Maomao: *gets a text* Oh! It’s Ah Duo.

Loulan, excitedly: Did she get me the stuff?

Maomao: Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.

Loulan: Wow! Where’d they find 12 gallons of fake blood?

Maomao: You wanted fake blood?

Loulan:

Maomao: I’ll go call Ah Duo.

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Gyokuyou: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!?

Ah Duo: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.

Gyokuyou:…