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Happy New Year Everyone :]
If you think about long enough and hard enough Peruere and Clervie are just Navia and Clorinde in a different font. (one that doesn’t last long and end in tragedy).
*after the Squad has been separated for a few years*
Lihua: So what have you been up to recently?
Loulan: Leading a revolution with Gyokuyou.
Lihua: Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob.
Loulan: *nods* Oh, how cool! That's awesome!
Lihua: I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Lishu?
Loulan: Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Maomao?
Lihua: Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break them out later. Ah Duo?
Loulan: Cult leader.
Lihua: Yeah, that sounds about right. They always were weirdly charismatic.
Ah Duo: WHO ATE MY BREAD?!
Ah Duo: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K-
Lishu: I did?
Ah Duo: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating anything today Lishu.
Ah Duo: *walks away*
Lishu:
Lishu: They're gone Gyokuyou.
Gyokuyou, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in her mouth: Twankh uh!
Ah Duo: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.
Maomao: But that’s censorship.
Ah Duo: Well done. You are correct. You’re being censored. Now go.
*Gyokuyou and Ah Duo are texting*
Gyokuyou: Who are you? Maomao changed the names in my phone.
Ah Duo: What did they change my name to?
Gyokuyou: Chosen One.
Ah Duo: Don’t change it back.
Gyokuyou: BUT WHO ARE YOU?!?!
Ah Duo: I’m the chosen one.
Gyokuyou: Today, Loulan said a swear word, so Lihua said that she was going to wash Loulan's mouth out with soap. Loulan replied, “It’s okay, I like the taste of soap”. Turns out, she’s been putting soap on her lips to blow bubbles.
Maomao: What is wrong with you?
Ah Duo: Loaded question. Elaborate.
Loulan: I reserve the right to judge a movie based on when it was made, thank you very much.
Maomao: You consider anything made before 2000 old and bad.
Loulan: And I reserve that right! After all....
Loulan: I bet you wouldn’t like the average movie made in 1879!
Maomao: There were no movies made in 1879.
Loulan: *slams table* WRONG! There was ONE movie made in 1879! The first movie! A zoopraxioscope of a horse galloping!
Gyokuyou: Oooh! Let’s go ask Ah Duo if they saw it in theatres!
*After they find Ah Duo and Gyokuyou asks her question*
Ah Duo: *unamused stare*
Lihua: So, what is Lishu to you?
Ah Duo: The reason I wake up every morning.
Lihua: ...That’s adorable.
Lishu earlier that morning, barging into Ah Duo′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!
Ah Duo, grinning: I have a knife!
Emperor: Put it down, Ah Duo.
Ah Duo: Make me! *sprints away*
Emperor: *Sprinting after her*
Ah Duo: I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart.
Maomao: Watcha doin?
Ah Duo: Stealing my neighbour’s cat.
Maomao: Scandalous.
Maomao: Can I help?
Maomao: *gets a text* Oh! It’s Ah Duo.
Loulan, excitedly: Did she get me the stuff?
Maomao: Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.
Loulan: Wow! Where’d they find 12 gallons of fake blood?
Maomao: You wanted fake blood?
Loulan:
Maomao: I’ll go call Ah Duo.
Gyokuyou: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!?
Ah Duo: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.
Gyokuyou:…