#fatws shitpost

[ronanwazlib]

no bc happy birthday to our resident gay boys™️ remus john lupin and james buchanan barnes <3 you’re doing amazing sweeties minus the dying part the live slug is watching and he approves!!

[faeriecap-archive]

to be cap you legally must be mlm and related to a sarah in the mcu

[the-irreverend]

Long Live Zemo Parker!

Imma gonna be here all night.

[faeriecap-archive]

bucky: *reluctantly venting to sharon about how in love he was with steve and how hurt he feels that steve yeeted off to the 50s to be with peggy because he knows if anyone would understand it’s her*

sharon: *bites lip awkwardly* oof yeah............. about that............ did hydra ever explain the words “comp-het” or

[faeriecap-archive]

bucky: did you just kiss me?!

sam: yeas…

bucky: it is ok. i am a “homo.”

same: you better be!

bucket: 🤪

[faeriecap-archive]

torres’ selfie he sent sam was posed like fucking flynn ryder lmao he said i have a crush i better look beat up but ✨sexy✨

[faeriecap-archive]

everyone is all “bucky female love interest this” “no more gay bucky headcanons” that bc of leah HELLO there is a simple explanation. it is called a lavender marriage he was raised in the 1920s ok OKAY it’s FINNEEEEE

[faeriecap-archive]

no bc why does john walkers cap suit look like the first despicable me bad guy cosplaying don karnage from ducktales lmfao???