Your name is ROB CANTOR. You are TWENTY THREE years old, and you have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for HETEROPHONIC TUNES, especially when you're writing them. You can frequently be found WATCHING SHITTY MED DRAMAS ON THE TREADMILL. You also have an appreciation for FLAMINGOS, a fondness for ANTAGONIZING THE HOMELESS, and a minor hobby in GETTING RUN OVER.
What will you do?











