#faux latin

[despresfilm2005]

I always loved the many ridiculous Latin names they gave Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. Apparently this was Chuck Jones’ idea of spoofing nature documentaries. Kinda weird that the 1960’s films done at Format Productions never used the gag. But that’s a story for another day…

[glowing-disciple]

Ponturonr eosnt relis horterue amingeset pot sunturs advenemum, dies exisitators minullde orume nes suntiument tesit ressimadira ais tande itin omnead nuar. Itusipsexne setionema intraur nede - oppsquerte rectiovidead diam erupert rosem!

[adhesiveboy]

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[auroraemoon]

Canto Miraculum

Lux Mortis: light after death; the art of seeing; opening one's eyes and then opening them again.

Illuminare Mortis: the Art of Shining after Lux Moritis; metaphoric and actual; seismic and soul-shifting.

Lux Vitea: Light in Life; compelling; wordless, and strikingly beautiful.

Miror Vitea: the Wonder of Life; a close companion of Lux Mortis; simple things such as a flower or moonlight tend to leak Miror Vitea, some souls also know this.

Canto Miraculum: the Song of Miracles; usually the result of Lux Mortis, both metaphoric and actual; entering into the haunting and beautiful hymn of the universe.

[earlhamclassics]

Last Week Tonight’s Weekly Caption

Lateus for Brunchus: Daylight Savings Time

[apocalypse-angel]

"While [casting gummy bears into the fire], chant the following: 'Sed quid agam nescio canere volo infigo.'"

Which, in Google Latin, translate to "I have no idea what I'm doing but I want to sound impressive."

(I know people on here who could make it correct Latin, but I deliberately want to use bad Google Translate Latin because that's basically what the ancient Greeks were doing with nonsense words in their spells)

Edit: I'm amending it to "Nescio quid agam, sed volo canere infigo. Novem ursi et a anatis ex gelatinum. Non est vegan." --> "I don't know what I'm doing, but I want to sound impressive. Nine bears and a duck [made] from gelatin. That is not vegan."