god fucking forbid i try to work on my lore bible at work why do people keep bothering me
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god fucking forbid i try to work on my lore bible at work why do people keep bothering me
single mother y/n hasn’t had dick in soooo long she forgets how to act when dickhead deku! grabs her by the bonnet and slides his thick 8 inch cock inside her creamy and tight abandoned pussy😟, raising a 1 year old all alone was so hard she never had time for dating or random hookups but finally indulging into dekus advances was the best thing she’s done in a while 😩 he’s in her guts and she’s being so loud completely forgetting her 1 year old is sound asleep right in the next room in her tiny 2 bedroom apartment
“Oohhh my god”
“w-wait deku i haven’t had sex in so long s-so don’t go so hard”
“this dick is so goooddd”
“ yes yes yes yes yes”
“right there baby you’re going to make me cum”
“fuck you’re going to get me pregnant again” (he’s not her baby daddy btw)
but anyways 20 minutes later we’re on the edge of the bed with her ankles in his hands as he continues to drill our shit until our baby starts crying 😟
“your baby’s crying”
you can barely even talk rn
“aren’t you going to ask me to pull out so you can see what’s wrong?”
*continues creaming and screaming*
“oh wow how do you expect me to get you pregnant when you can’t even properly take care of your first kid”
“dick more important?”
“nasty ass bitch”
when we finally come to our senses we beg him to pull out so we can see why are baby is crying and he hesitantly obliges, smacking our ass as our wobbly legs make our way to the nursery just to give our beautiful baby boy a pacifier that fell out 😒
after the deed was done we have deku sitting up on the headboard dick still hard and arms crossed behind his back
“well it’s not going to ride itself cmere”
(sorry i was very horny and really hope you indulge in this but i realized i kinda wrote every thing out on accident)
Bitch pls cause you wrote the whole fucking thing.
Cause dickhead Deku would definitely be over there eating your kids fruitsnacks waiting for him to go to bed so he can fuck you into a coma.
Threatening to call CPS on your deadbeat ass because you’re more concerned with ✨cock✨ than childcare.
And maybe he’s saying that you need to learn to be a better mother so he’s gonna fill you up, get you pregnant so you can get a redo and he’s gonna keep knocking you up until you do better 🥴
idk what it is but every time they’re in that damn office together I get the urge to write them having the nasties—[car alarms going off] [firetrucks rushing past]
ok… i am normal…. not upset about the third degree burn i got on my hand from cooking homemade chips and fries or anything…not even a cool story to tell
idont know what to do with myself
OOOOOOOOOH MY GOD!!
I just did the whole MLP EGQ theme without breaking the combo! o0o OMFG AAAAHHH!!!