#fayehale

[jamesbarneswrites]

*whispers into the wind* sebastian is dead because faye killed him *skips off*

no

[jamesbarneswrites]

❄: for drunk texts. - staye, dair, audris, all the ships pls

STAYE:

[text] i need you to come pick me up i think i angered a bloodthirsty vampire[text] and by that i mean a vampire and a werewolf[text] damon and derek, faye pls[text] 911 THIS ISS NOT A DRILL THEY HAVE DEATHTIN THEIR EYS

DAIR:

[text] roses r red[text] violets are a weird shade of blue[text] sugar is sweet[text] it is the east and[text] u are bangin as hell[text] an original by dan humphy( several minutes later )[text] aaron said to say hi and hes not sorry for my current disposition

AUDRIS:

[text] day drinking cause me to be in bed at a decent time.[text] cant complain[text] also im at the loft can u bring me ice cream pls ur the best ily audz

[jamesbarneswrites]

[text] Your mom just asked if we’re sexually active. HELP! - audris

[text] what did you say, did you say no and that you thought i’m trash?[text] because you know she's gonna tell your mom and i really don’t need another reason for blair waldorf to skin me alive…

[jamesbarneswrites]

[text] Sorry I told your dad he was hot and made things awkward. - staye

[text] What did I say about not contacting me until I forgot about that?[text] I told Daniel that he needs to take you to church.[text] You need Jesus.

[brookepenelopedavisarchive]

[text] You really shouldn't trust me with watching your kid for you (faye/vanessa)

[text] You really think it was my idea? No offense, but come on...

[text] Wait, why not? What happened?

[text] What did you do, Faye?

[elizasshamilton]

[text] EMERGENCY. BRING ICE CREAM. (blair/Caroline)

[text] ON IT

[text] do i need to kill some stupid boy on the way over?

[text] also bringing gone with the wind

[maliaatate-blog]

i've got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one | isaac & ariel

Isaac Rosen spent most of his life being spoiled by pretty much everyone who was in it. He was president of BBYO. He had a trust fund to attend Yale university. He was going to follow in his father’s and his grandfather’s before that’s footsteps and become a lawyer. He was used to getting what he wanted when he wanted it. That was before the world went to shit. 

Now he was stuck with Ariel who, before the damn apocalypse happened, he thought was hot. He was sure he was going to tap that had he more time to work with. Ironically enough, all he has is time with and she drove him fucking insane. Complaining about this and bitching about that. Although, he was sure he wasn’t any better to be around either. 

[elizasshamilton]

baby you're bad news | jeroline

Caroline was feeling guilty. She'd been - avoiding Elena, sort of, since her parents' deaths. Maybe avoiding was the wrong word. It wasn't like Elena had been around any, and Caroline had of course sent a card and attended the funeral, but...she hadn't exactly gone out of her way to offer comfort to her best friend. Caroline just didn't know what to say. But she did care - she did. She knew how to talk about boys, parties, clothes...she just faltered when it came to the deeper stuff. Everyone always called her shallow, and sometimes Caroline worried she actually was. Maybe that was why everyone always chose Elena over her.

But that didn't matter now. Elena's whole life had been shattered - so how could Caroline think  of competing with her at a time like this? No, what she had to do bite the goddamn bullet and go hug her friend and try awkwardly to make her feel better, and so she would. Caroline pulled up to Elena's house and breathed in deeply before getting out of the car. 

Of course, she'd worked up her courage to visit, but stupidly she hadn't called ahead. Meaning Elena wasn't home. Her Aunt Jenna had directed Caroline to wait in Elena's room, and dutifully, she'd gone up the stairs. She'd just stepped past Jeremy's room when the smell of smoke hit her like a tidal wave. Her nose wrinkled and she stopped in her tracks. Caroline had been to enough parties to recognize the scent of pot, but she'd never expected to smell in the Gilbert House, of all places. 

"Jeremy, what the hell!" She threw open his door, undeterred by the common courtesy of knocking. Caroline had known Jeremy for so long, and watched Elena care for him, that she felt fairly comfortable barging into his room. Especially if it was to stop Jer from becoming one of those druggie space cases who hung outside the loading dock of the school."You know I could smell what you're doing from the hallway, right? Look, I know everything sucks right now but that is so not the way to go - I mean, consider your brain cells! And just. Ugh. Do you really want to be like Vicki or something?"