#fckdrgs

[4hornydreams]

Fast 2 Jahre clean und immernoch froh darüber.

Es ist halt alles im einiges einfacher als man sich vorstellt. Endlich den Lappen wieder, Ausbildung läuft Mega. Nächstes oder übernächste Jahr heiraten. Tja... So langsam wird man Älter und sieht die richtigen Sachen im Leben.

Scheiße bin ich stolz auf mich.

[julesonherjourney]

[4hornydreams]

Hey liebe Leut wie geht es euch so?

Ich hab's geschafft weiß nicht wie aber ich hab es geschafft. (Kein Plan ob es jemanden interresiert).

Ich bin Clean seit jetzt knapp nen halben Jahr und es ist krass wenn man merkt das es auch ohne allen geht...irgendwie.

Klar denkt man da noch echt oft zurück...waren halt auch geile Zeiten....aber wow ich hab in der Zeit einfach zu viel scheiße gebaut und jetzt wird es Zeit langsam alles nach und nach aufzuräumen hab Freunde verarscht...hab Leute verletzt....Das ist jetzt vorbei es fängt endlich ein neues Kapitel an denk ich.

Klar kommen viele beschissene Sachen auch erst im Nachhinein an (wie einige tolle Brief es beweißen) aber was soll's dazu muss ich stehen...

Das war's auch schon wieder ich wünsche euch ein schönen Abend.

[moonw33d]

Rest in peace my friend!

[whiskyrunner]

fckdrgs answered your question:I have been struggling lately and really need to...

Hi Whisky! Could you do something on TDKR omegaverse? Maybe something not so angst? Like Bane learning how to change a diaper? xD

Oh, yes! ABO Stiffen prompts are also welcome. Just know that the happier the scenario, the harder it is to swing. XD I'll see what I can do.

[anarrowofcarnations]

Hi! I've just read your fic Driver's Education and I really liked it and if you are taking prompts can you do more high school sterek? It doesn't need to be the same verse but can it be very fluffy?

This is pretty short (what can I say - finals week is getting to me) but I had fun writing a bit more high school Sterek. Thanks for the prompt. :)

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Like many others in the school, Derek had thought that the school adding yoga as a physical education class option was stupid. Stupid, pointless, and did he mention stupid? Yoga hardly counts as physical education if you were to ask him. And why should the people who chose yoga as their gym requirement get to sit around on their mats stretching while everyone else ran laps or played basketball or any of the other typical gym class activities?

It was ridiculous. Derek actually likes gym class (despite the fact that he’s already on several sports teams and probably doesn’t need the extra exercise anyway) and the people doing yoga are practically making a mockery of it.

These were all thoughts that Derek had. Until, of course, he happens to glance over in the middle of shooting hoops to see Stiles Stilinski and the rest of the yoga class members doing some sort of complicated pose that requires them to be twisted up like a pretzel.

He quickly looks away. And then looks back – it isn’t his fault, Stiles is just there, ridiculously twisted up and Derek really had no idea he was so incredibly flexible. It’s not like Stiles being flexible has any effect on his psyche or cognitive function or anything – just because the minor distraction causes him to get hit in the side of the head with a basketball doesn’t prove anything. It’s just confusing, is all, because he’s pretty sure Stiles is on the cross country team and he didn’t know he was interested in yoga. Or, you know, had the ability to put his legs behind his head. Whatever.

And if he plans on heading into the locker room as soon as class is over and taking a cold shower… well, that’s just because he’s hot and sweaty.

He does take a cold shower, too, after waiting for everyone else to clear out of the locker room. It’s last period so he has plenty of time to wait until he can slip into the group showers without his body unwillingly admitting any embarrassing situations for him.

Or, well, he thought that everyone had left the locker room. A few minutes after he gets into the shower, Stiles Stilinski himself walks in and turns on the shower next to his (which is totally against unspoken locker room etiquette for when there are other open showers but Stiles is doing it nonetheless).

“Cold water?” Stiles asks him, eyebrows raised at the goosebumps on Derek’s skin as the steam from his own shower swirls around him.

“Err, yeah,” Derek stammers out, trying to focus on rinsing the soap off his skin and not sneaking a peek at Stiles’… well, his anything really. All of it’s horribly attractive and distracting.

“You could share mine, if you want. It’s plenty hot.”

And – what. Derek almost jumps out of his own skin at Stiles’ words, a choked noise sounding from the back of his throat.

“I saw you checking me out earlier,” Stiles continues casually, scrubbing shampoo into his hair as if this is the most normal thing in the world.

“I wasn’t—“

“Sure you were,” Stiles interrupts. “I know because I was checking you out, too.”

“You – you were?”

“Definitely. You know, if you’re interested in yoga, I could show you some of those poses sometime. Like a private lesson.”

Derek clears his throat. “Yeah – I’d, uh, like that. Yoga’s really… cool?”

Stiles snorts. “Very convincing. You know, I was serious about sharing the warmth over here,” he repeats, wiggling his eyebrows. “Unless you really were just interested in the yoga and not in the many, many positions I can contort my body into.”

“I’d like to see more of those,” Derek tells him, trying to keep his voice level.

Stiles grins at him. “So I was right then,” he says, and then tugs Derek forward until their both under the warm spray of Stiles’ shower, until their close enough that Stiles can lean in to kiss him, one hand immediately tangling itself in his hair.

Derek responds immediately – their lips slipping together in the wetness of the shower. He grips Stiles’ hips under his fingers and presses closer, until even more interesting body parts meet in the middle.

He admits that he’s thought about kissing Stiles before – many times even before discovering all the interesting things his body can do – but he never thought their first kiss would be naked in the locker room. Still, he’s not going to complain. Especially not when Stiles slips to his knees and looks up at him with a smirk before putting his mouth to better use.

Nope, no complaints at all.

[whiskyrunner]

Hi Whisky!! Just wanted to say I'm so so happy that you got accepted on all your choices, I saw by your earlier posts how hard you were studying and I'm very happy that you did it. I know you are gonna be great. I love your writing, but it's always so good to know real life is going well!

Thank you! :’) I’m pretty excited. Anxious, but excited.

ETA: Oops. Private answer fail. XD

[whiskyrunner]

Hi! I'm a great fan of your writing and I love all the things that I learn about animals here on your blog. I've just seen this post (lafix (.) tumblr (.) com/post/74856582189) and since you are my most trusted font in bird related stuff can you tell me if that is an actual bird and anything you might know about it? I thought it was really creepy in a not quite but a little cute way...

Link! Here is the picture from the link:

I hate to say it, but the potoo is indeed a real bird. It’s actually a genus (Nyctibiidae) of several birds, related to nightjars and frogmouths. (It looks more believable when its googly eyes are closed.)

WikipediaArticle regarding those pictures specifically

If you’ve seen frogmouths before, the existence of the potoo becomes easier to swallow.

Frogmouths, however, have beaks the size of their mouths. One thing that makes potoos so freaky is that their mouths are HUGE - actually bigger than their beaks. The other unsettling thing from those pictures specifically is the black eyes. All five species of potoo have big yellow eyes.

The article I linked discusses that. Basically, either the light is doing wonky things to the pupils (potoos are nocturnal), or it’s possible that juveniles have black eyes which turn to yellow as they mature. That’s four pictures of the same bird, so if it’s a juvenile that would make sense. (Some taxidermy specimens are also given black eyes.)

I like potoos and frogmouths because of their similarity to owls. They’re nocturnal with big googly eyes, they depend on camouflage (check out that woodsy plumage!), and they’re predatory birds. But potoos and frogmouths (and nightjars, and even nighthawks) aren’t raptors. They use their giant mouths/beaks to catch their insect prey, and owls use their feet (which is the main defining feature of a raptor). Still - very cool and very freaky birds!