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[wanderingmind867]

Now I remember why I probably stopped playing Fire Emblem Heroes. It's because I hate their original story mode. It was fine up until book 7. Book Six was tolerable, I think. I barely remember it, but I don't think it was ever that bad. Books 1 to 5 were all really good, although book 4 was a bit underwhelming. And Book Seven's time travel plotline was horrible. Just horrible. I actually remember looking for negative feedback to make myself feel less alone, only for me to get lost on a negative rabbit hole that destroyed my mood.

So yeah, I don't care about any of the characters made after book seven. I'm going to skip all the cutscenes and dialogue from now on, I think. Because I think it just isn't nearly as interesting as the characters in Book 1 to Book 5. Why should I care about Eikthyrnir or Nidhogg or Ratatosk when they're so much worse when compared to Eir and Hrid and Reginn and Otr and Alfonse and stuff. The new feh characters aren't as interesting to me, and I don't think that's gonna change.

[justatactician]

So, I know there is tons of flaws in Three Hopes and I am not going to get into the big stuff, but I have to say I strongly dislike what they did with Constance.

As a mentally ill and bipolar person, I actually related to her dramatic depressive/manic swings, even of they were not 100% realistic. I liked the way the other Ashen Wolves treated and worked around her disability.

Hopes uses it exclusively for comedy, and tactless one at that. She is always the one being mocked and humiliated and even taken advantage of for humor. It makes me sick.

I know a lot of characters are ooc in this game, but this is the first one that feels personal and insulting.

[spengnitzed]

Can’t believe in 2025, the new Naked Gun movie was funnier than the newer Ghostbusters movies.

The director, cast and crew for the Naked Gun understood the assignment. Sadly can’t say the same for Ghostbusters.

[sid471]

So okay let’s talk about Alois and Gilbert

I’ve talked about it before......... But I don’t care :3

I don’t HATE Alois... Gilbert is a bit more complicated but yeah I don’t hate Alois I think he’s a big ol’ sweet heart :3 And if his supports had just ended at A rank I’d love him :3 And Gilbert... is a character I have complicated feelings for but he’s fine I suppose >_> If his support ended with “I think I’m ready to reconnect with my wife”, the man has a WIFE, that’s a solid arc and support :3

But the fact that they both have an S support, in general, but especially with M!Byleth, who I’ll mainly be focusing on because I’m a bitter gay, is just...... It feels mean spirited .-. Especially when Claude was right there 😶 Because I mean... 2 out of 5 of the male romance options are married with kids ._. One of whom is the father of one of your students, and a better romance option, Annette >_>

Like I mean... I don’t hate Alois’ ending with Byleth either, except that M!Byleth married a woman it coulda just said “Byleth fell in love and married” why specify the gender? Regardless, it’s really sweet that the Byleths rely on him and treat him like a father :3. But don’t... Don’t make it an S support ._. Just make it a given >_> Of course the man who immediately claimed the Byleths as his sibling is gonna be by their side no matter what .-.

And Gilbert... If I were to rank the male romance options he would be at the bottom ._. Because like... ALL of his supports with Byleth are about his family and reconnecting with this family .-. Like... The supports are genuinely good supports for Gilbert. But why... why is there an S support >_> Like even if it WERE romantic I still wouldn’t like it because the supports were all about reconnecting with his wife and Annette <_< Like just... just end Alois and Gilbert’s supports at A ._. 

Like no one would miss their S supports I assure you .-. Like sure it’d be weird at first to see these 2 guys NOT have an S support with Byleth but as soon as you START the supports it’d be like “Oh I’m glad there’s not an S support both of them have families”. It’d kinda be like giving Chrom and Lissa an S support then starting the C support with Lissa going “Hey Biological Big Bro who I 100% share blood with! By the way have you seen our ancestry that shows that we’re related lately? It’s cool how many generations there are of our family that we share.”  like no don’t S support them ._.

Okay I’m exaggerating with Chrom and Lissa I know. But seriously I really don’t like their S supports and I also just... don’t like Platonic S Supports in general .-. Like I didn’t S support because I wanna be your BFF ._. That’s what the A/A+ support is for >_> I support someone because I want the Avatar to marry them <_< Because I’ve grown to love their character and I want them to confess their love to me in their own unique words >_> I don’t wanna hear “Gee Golly Professor I’m so glad we won the war! I’m glad we can be friends forever now :3″ No <_< I want the generic Noble Ring with the green stone >_> 

In conclusion: I like Alois, and Gilbert’s okay, but their S supports aren’t it >_> For either Byleth like neither S support is good to have. But I focused on male Byleth because he deserves better <_< Also notice how none of the female S supports are platonic .-. Weird. Wonder why? Hmm... Couldn’t tell ya *waves rainbow flag* 🏳️‍🌈

[sadhoc]

[sundoodle]

I’m sorry, I only seem to send complaints to you. But... the female MU just looks weird? The unnecessary outfit change aside, her chest just look awkward???

-shrug- i mean as long as they’re complaints about the game being fuckin Weird I’m fine with talking about them

and yeah....idk...why her boob is so big.....its very out of proportion with the rest of her

like if she had a thicker waist and arms it’d be fine proportion wise but its. her boobs are wider than her torso.......

[mordredbi]

[sacredsymbol821]

god but like did heroes have to put in Soleil’s description “looks up to cool women” like shE’S BI INTYS