#feanturicest

[celebrimbor-of-eregion]

Manwë: What do we say to the God of Death?

Irmo: "Ah, yes, darling, deeper!"

Manwë: Damnit Irmo that's not what I meant.

[irmolorienasks-imagines]

ainur: *eating dinner*

irmo: *plucks off the stem of cherry usin only his tongue while looking straight into Namo's eyes*

namo:*HUGE BONER*

namo:*chokes with his food*

namo:*cOUgh cOUgh*

ainur: ......

manwe: OMG Namo are u ok

irmo: let me make sure that he will be

irmo: *grabs him and pushes him into le room*

*a few minutes later*

from inside the room: *moans and cries of pleasure*

ainur: .....

manwe: ....are you guys sure he's not killing him

manwe: *opens the door*

manwe: 😶😶😶😶😶😶😶

manwe:....

*MUCH LATER*

manwe: I learned something really important today

varda: really? what?

manwe: that if I choke and you sit on my manhood you could save my life

varda: ....why did I choose you over Melkor

[oracleofimladris]

PSA About the Fëanturi and Nienna

In light of several posts I have seen recently erroneously claiming Nienna as one of the Fëanturi, here is a light reminder, from the Valaquenta, from the Silmarillion, that she is not, in fact, one of the Fëanuri:

Second paragraph from the bottom reads as follows: “The Fëanturi, masters of spirits, are brethren, and they are called most often Mandos and Lórien. Yet these are rightly the names of the places of their dwelling, and their true names are Námo and Irmo.”

No mention of Nienna. Thank you.

Next:

Second paragraph, mid-page, states as follows: “Mightier than Estë is Nienna, sister of the Fëanturi; she dwells alone.”

Nienna. Fëanturi. Sister.

You’re welcome.

Please, for the love of Eru, get this right.

Not because they are presumed to be close, and all work similarly and in some manner with some form of healing that they are all masters of spirits.

edit: this is not aimed at anyone in particular, because apparently sharing information means attacking people now.

[cerulean-shark]

Namo: It’s unhealthy to eat after 7 PM.

Irmo: Fortunately, time is an illusion.

[irmolorienasks-imagines]

Feanturicest crack

namo: me admiring my brother? It's not what you think darling, it is just pure, brotherly affect-

namo: *polaroids of Irmo sleeping naked fall off his pockets*

namo: oops these aren't mine, they are actually-

namo: *more polaroids fall off his pockets*

namo: shit, let me just-

irmo: here, let me help you

irmo:*bends over to pick the polaroids*

namo: *👀👀👀 at irmo's butt*

namo's mind: good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

namo: *drools*🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

vaire: *SMACKS NAMO*

[cerulean-shark]

friendly reminder that it's canon that Irmo and Namo own a coach drawn by a dapple gray horse and a black horse and they ride into battle together on it

[cerulean-shark]

Irmo can make Namo smile far more than anyone else ever could. Vairë is secretly jealous.

[cerulean-shark]

Irmo: I heard you like bad boys.

Namo: Not really.

Irmo: Oh, thank god.