#fedexshippers

[noizba]

dear friends

tell whatshisface to get me the first season of american horror story, assorted lindt lindor truffles, and band albums for my birthday when it's the time

okAY

[noizba]

the best feeling ever is talking to him aboUT FALL

I GET SO MANY EMOTIONS ABOUT FALL AND HIM OK

CRY

[noizba]

FEDEX SHIPPERS ALERT ALERT ALERT??@??#?@#?@?E?QW

PHOEBE HAD A SOCCER GAME AT DEERING TODAY AND SHE WAS EARLY AND KEVIN'S TEAM WAS PLAYING THERE BEFORE AND SHE SAW MASON WATCHING KEVIN'S GAME ALONE???? I AM GOIGN TO HAVE A MENTAL BREAK DOWN

[noizba]

hey y'alls

god all i talk about here in fedex is jebbie sorry guys if i get annoying pls just tell me

but major jebbie coming up in the next week because i'm growing balls

details soon

(ps i call getting Great White on the weekends)

[noizba]

my mom didnt let me print a picture of austin carlile bc he doesn't look like a good role model

rEALLY

god i tried explaining how good of a person she is and she didnt really listen I AM MAD GOOD GOD

but someone should print a picture of austin for me bc yeah

[noizba]

here is a series of robbie being dumb and annoying by jenni nguyen

ehhh the conversation starts out boring and stuff and then he starts talking about hot girls our age. i was kinda just assuming he wants bragging rights so i let him ( i am such a good friend)

(ps max its not that ur a girl its because it's weird bc you're my brother)

and me being the jealous bloobloo i am i'm excited to change the subject but THEN

so you know being all sassy that i am i'm just acting all casual and stuff even though u know i'm dying on the inside

(but morgan told me they weren't even hot and that he was trying to make me jealous so it's ok)

and then it got personal beCAUSE I WAS AT VIRGINIA BEACH THE SAME TIME HE WAS

i'm 600000% done

the end

[noizba]

i want the video

now

[noizba]

WHY THE FUCK AM I STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT LAST NIGHT

IT WAS ONLY A FUCKIN HUG AND EMBARRASSING MOMENT

GOD I HATE MYSELF