#fedora douche

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Recent Conversation With a Sortof Ex on Facebook

Fedora Douche: What happened to you?

Me: Um what do you mean

Fedora Douche: You used to be so nice, smart, and sweet. And now you are well, crazy, stupid, and a bitch. When did it start, or have you always been that way, and have been hiding it well?

Me: I'm a bitch? Funny. I'm just real Jared. I don't stand for stupid bullshit from anyone and I realized long ago that I wasn't going to stand at the sidelines of my own life and let douche bags like you run it for me. I'm kind and caring to the people who deserve it. I love the people I love and they love me. I am not going to hand out my love or anything to shitheads who are going to lie to me. Fuck you, Jared. Have fun in your shitty life. Don't bother me again.

Fedora Douche: You are real? Ailish I have seen and heard of you, smiling, and being nice to people, only to tear them down and talk shit behind their backs, that's not real, that's real fake. And the people who love you, your so called friends, are made of two kinds of people, the people who are lying to you that they like you because they don't want to start shit. And those people who like hanging with you because they feel good about themselves, because only horrible people hang with horrible people. Standing on the sidelines may be bad, but being reckless on the field is even worse, the people trying to "run your life" might be "douchebags" but atleast they might have a clue, because if you honestly think having sex in a disneyland bathroom is a good idea(and any other stupid things you may have done) you might want to consider a lobotomy, because you aren't using your brain. But hey, what do I know right, I'm full of lies, so whatever, just remember, I may be a shithead, but your a cunt, a cunt who is going to fall big and fall loud, and when you do people will be like "eh, she had it coming". Hope you have a great shitty life, because mine is going to be fucking awesome.

Me: Yeah good luck not going anywhere. Being stuck in a shitty dead end relationship. I feel so sorry for Lauren because you are so shitty to her and she deserves so much more. Thank you for messaging me out of no where. Your opinion of me really means the world to me. Oh wow let me sit on the edge of my seat waiting for a nobody to call me a cunt. You used the wrong 'Your' dipshit. Get a life that doesn't involve attacking girls who were smart enough to get out of anything with you when they had the chance. I hope Lauren shows you she is better than you. One day you will be left alone because everyone will realize how shitty of a person you are and then maybe, MAYBE, I will feel sorry for you but right now? Right now I just want you out of my life. I'm glad I won't have to see you again. Good luck, Jared. I hate you.

Me: I've blocked you and reported you for abuse. Bye.

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"Fedora dudes"

Just to put this out there, being an avid hat collector, and nit picker to the bitter end... this whole "Fedora dude" thing where people point out guys wearing a hat who might be a little bit socially awkward and geeky... You guys should all know your terminology is wrong. I'm leaving out that you're alienating people with only the excuse that they're kinda awkward and they're wearing a hat. I'm gonna leave out the politics of all of that... but y'all should know that shit on their head is NOT a fedora.  it's a Trilby Any time you get on someone for being a "fedora dude" Just know that you're being a dick AND you're labelling them incorrectly.

[mccoystardis]

some fedora-wearing moron just commented on my feminism post that I posted this morning saying there's "no wage gap" between men and women because women "work less hours and take more vacation time off" like seriously shut your disgusting sexist ass up because you're just embarrassing yourself