also uhhh felicity/barry/oliver
Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versaBARRY AND FEE
Who the fuck put peeps in the microwaveBarry and Fee together. For science. They take notes so it’s official and all.
Who is the slut for DoritosOliver. Also Barry. There are fights.
Who starts the pillow fightsAs I said. There are fights. (Barry starts them, all the fucking time.)
Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smileOliver.......... ... .. oli babe pls go sleep too ok
Who mistakes salt for sugarFee. She uses honey now.
Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morningBarry, because he’s hungry RIGHT NOW.
Who comes up with cheesy pick up linesFee and Barry have pick up lines battles. Oliver is just shaking his head in the bg.
Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical orderWell, Fee has the idea, but Barry does it, because he’s faster.
Who licks the spoon when they’re baking browniesBarry wants to, because he’s HUNGRY RIGHT NOW but Fee steal’s the spoon
Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasionNone of them. Oliver has enough candles for twenty snow storms. They won’t need to buy candles ever again.
Who draws little tattoos on the other with a penThey both tried to draw things on Oli once but they’ll never do it again, because he painted their faces purple in revenge.
Who is in charge of grocery shopping, taking out the trash, picking their kid up from sports (if they have one)...... Oliver
Who dies firstI mean, this is comics we’re talking about, doesn’t really matter right? The question is who comes back first.
Who is more likely to get kicked out of bedBarry. He can’t stay still.
Who needs help opening their PopsicleFee doesn’t really need help, but she likes them to do it for her anyway, because it’s sticky.
Who talks to questionable strangersI mean. Have you met them. Do you know how THEY MET EACH OTHER. they were the questionable strangers they talked to.
Who likes to kiss the other when their face is all stickyfee and oli kiss a lot and don’t care so probably them? idk man.
Who wears nothing but their underwear around the house for an entire dayBarry. Because he is hungry RIGHT NOW. you don’t see the connection? fee doesn’t either. (Actually Oli does, too, though, because he has to show off his body all the time. Fee and Barry really don’t mind.)
Who steals the blanket in the middle of the night and leaves the other with noneFee does, but Barry doesn’t mind, he’s always warm anyway.
Who likes to drink straight-up black coffee and teases the other for their flavor-loaded StarbucksOliver.
Who sneaks putting pizza bagels and Captain Crunch in the shopping cartFee and Barry used to do that but now Oli doesn’t take them grocery shopping anymore.
Who would be the strict parent and who would be the cool oneOliver would try to be a strict parent. Fee and Barry would ....try.... to be cool ones.
Who forgot they can’t put foil in the microwave and accidentally started a small firePossibly Barry, because HE iS HUNGRY RIGHT. NOW.
Who wakes the other up in the middle of the night because they thought they heard somethingFee wakes them and they will KICK WHOEVER DISTURBED THEM.
What they would be like as parentsMaybe they should. Try having a pet first. Like. A canary. (It flies away. Maybe not.)