Rip It or Ship It
Hahahahahaha @gare-tosetti tagged me, I’m avoiding homework, let’s go. Though I want to make them all from Mystic Messenger, I won’t...only two. Everyone else will probably be a weird myriad of shoujo and psychological shit anyway, same genres, whatever... Rules: Make a list of 10 book characters in whichever order you like, then go tohttps://www.random.org/ , insert ‘1′ in the “min” and ‘10′ in the ‘max’ then click “generate”. The first two numbers that appear are the characters you must pair up and then tell us if you ship them or rip them. Repeat this until you have 5 (so, no repeating characters) pairs, then tag 5 people! 1. 707 (Mystic Messenger) 2. Sunako Nakahara (The Wallflower) 3. Jaehee Kang (Mystic Messenger) 4. Mafuyu Kurosaki (Oresama Teacher) 5. Takaomi Saeki (Oresama Teacher) 6. Shinji Ikari (Neon Genesis Evangelion) 7. Ayumi Shinozaki (Corpse Party) 8. Yoshiki Kishinuma (Corpse Party) 9. Chrom (Fire Emblem: Awakening) 10. The Batter (OFF) OKAY Pair One: 7 and 5, Ayumi x Takaomi RIP IT Oh God, haha, where do I start? Um Ayumi has barely ever accepted Yoshiki who besides being a delinquent is actually everything a girl like her who is so emotionally wrecked could want? And Takaomi is none of that at all? Haha, he presents himself so as so selfish and perverted Ayumi would just have no time for it at all, she’d be done with his shit in .5 seconds and Takaomi probably wouldn’t find her as fun because she does not listen at all. However they’d make a great duo for screaming and anger, just imagine all of the fighting they’d do, it’d be funny as hell. Pair Two: 1 and 9, 707 x Chrom RIP IT OKAY AS A CRACK SHIP, MAYBE. 707 is constantly going on about computers and hacking and um Chrom is just swining his magic sword like LOL WUT’S A COMPUTER? Haha, but I rip it cause 707 would totally troll Chrom and Chrom would be so lost that it probably wouldn’t be too much fun. I think they’d make great buds, though, cause Chrom is like ancient Zen maybe? Lolololololol Pair Three: 8 and 10, The Batter x Yoshiki RIP IT O NO. Pahaha I put the Batter on the list because I just thought no matter what I’d RIP a ship with him, but this one is particularly rip. Yoshiki would hate how the Batter is up is own ass about purifying and acting all tough, though he’d probs be impressed by his strength. The Batter would totally be confused by Yoshiki, probs telling him he has no purpose or something equally cold like damn what a bad match. Pair Four: 3 and 2, Mafuyu Kurosaki x Jaehee Kang SHIP IT DOES JAEHEE KANG IS GAY?? WHO KNOWS. But Mafuyu would find her so cute, lol, they’d be so cute because Mafuyu would find Jaehee to be admirable and amazing and cute maybe especially cause she’s like not so girly that Mafuyu is afraid of scaring her? But also gets super protective cause Jaehee thinks she’s fine on her own? And Jaehee would totally teach Mafuyu Judo and tell her her fighting is so messy, then tell her to stop fighting all together and make her coffee and clean her scrapes and bruises and IT’D GET SO CUTE AND GAY DAMMIT I SHIP THIS SO HARD. Pair Five: 2 and 6, Sunako Nakahara x Shinji Ikari RIP IT Bruh, I threw these two in to make weird situations with everyone else, I NEVER ANTICIPATED THEM ENDING UP TOGETHER AS THE LEFTOVER PAIRING. Hahaha I mean they’d be able to exists in the same space if Sunako started watching a loud slasher film and Shinji had his headphones in. But they could connect on nothing except their wish to be left alone, so maybe they’d make great depressed friends embracing the Void together?? Haha but neither one would ever be able to understand the other because they’re both dense as hell as wrapped up in their own shit. Plus if Shinji pissed Sunako off somehow, Sunako would beat the shit out of him and they’d never talk again RIP in pieces, my friends. Uhhhhh I don’t even know who to tag um @shinnomew and @eccentricwearsgoggles I guess. :)
