Dick/Bart for the ship meme /too lazy to log into dick's account
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Who would be the big spoon?
lmao Dick more than likely! Until Bart got all big and filled out—then Bart would be more inclined to try being a big spoon n v n When they’re both big adult losers they probably just switch constantly. But with smaller Bart, Dick is definitely the big spoon. And Bart’s a serious cuddler c:
Bart stays up late with his games and all, so I think Dick might actually be the early riser out of the two of them. When Bart does manage to sleep, it’s usually pretty heavy—he only beats out Dick’s wake up time when Bart wakes up having to pee or smth. They probably like to cuddle in the mornings too. Slow slow slow mornings when Dick basically has to cuddle Bart into consciousness and bribe him with food and kisses. And Bart would wake up laughing and snuggling him to death tbh.
Do they have nicknames for each other?
Stupid ones awweee yeah. Bart’s for him would be Dickie, and babe, and bad bird, and he’s sing Carry on my Wayward son constantly to woo Dick and occasionally pretty bird, and Dick idk UMM. Maybe sunflower, and in return, Bart always will call Dick Tulip. also wang and butt
What happened when they met each other’s parents?
Bart’s parents/family were probably really inviting and Bart told them told them told them to be nice and make Dick feel comfortable and “Don’t be weird because you do this thing—-” and despite all his worry and fidgeting, they had a good time and ate dinner and Bart only threw one piece of corn at his dad the whole time. And Bart was probably really stiff when going to Dick’s place and tried really hard to look his best, and Dick probably laughed because he looked so uncomfortable—so they excused themselves and Dick fixed him up in the bathroom and told Bart to never ever slick his hair back again.
How do they apologize after an argument?
Depends on the level of fight. When it’s something small, Bart tends to try and use physical contact. Something really simple like holding Dick’s hand or pulling him into a hug or playing with his fingers while giving a little, quiet ‘sorry’. Dick gets Bart take-out of his favorite foods and they hug it out. And the higher levels idk maybe flowers. Bart gets Dick red tulips and Dick would get Bart sunflowers.
What would they be like as parents?
Ridiculously doting and loving and Bart would love to pick up his babies and kiss them lots and there would be so much kisses and so much mess from art and scribbles and food and giggling babus and—they’d b ridic omg
Dick! Bart isn’t the best cook. He can make eggs and cereal and some other stuff, but usually the kitchen can’t stay clean with Bart in it.
Mm.. Maybe both tbh. Dates and meet the parents and visiting the planetarium, and holding hands and kissus and exchanging dumb presents.
What sort of gifts do they get for each other?
Food, flowers—Bart likes to get Dick stuff with birds on it all the time and Dick gets Bart star covered stuff n v n
Who gets jealous easiest?
Probably Bart ajdjkdf. He feels like Dick’s totally out of his class and doesn’t think
Who gets more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas?
Bart more than likely makes a bigger deal about it. He’ll be geared up about stuff like that a week in advance and do countdowns for Dick all the time and he’d try to go all out every single time. Esp birthdays though. Birthdays are when he can sing the birthday song all day long. Sing it loudly in the morning and try different tunes throughout the day, and when it’s time for bed, he’ll sing it quietly like a lullaby and fall asleep to it yk.
Who is the most adventurous?
I think they both are? But they’re careful about it unless they’re in a mood probably.
Who is the most protective?
Both are pretty insanely protective. SUPAH FIERCE.
What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts?
Probably a lot of Bart following after Dick and getting into trouble and Dick trying to take care of him and show him all the cool stuff that doens’t involve him getting hurt most of the time. And Bart was always an affectionate kid, so kisses happened and nose kisses and Bart always hugged Dick really tight, and most of the time, they were on that extened-but-rlly-ok family level where they saw each other as brothers, but if one day one of them gets that feeling of ‘i think i actually like them’—and the affectionate touches wouldn’t change—maybe they get shyer about it until one decides to tell and then they’re super mushy and dumb?? and fights happen, but with bart being pretty blunt, they never are super huge fights, and they’re—-just cute and dumb ok
*BONUS: Song to sum them up?*
kinda bad at these but idk All About Us?
NOTP / Crack only / AU only / Not really / Maybe a little / Well now I do/ Yes/ Of course! / OTP
asdfg i rlly dig them tbh ; v ;