#feferikanaya

[theatheneum]

AUTHOR: dogtier CAST: Kanaya/Feferi RATING: Explicit WORD COUNT: 1493 ADDITIONAL TAGS: underage, gillkink, xeno SUMMARY: The Empress-Elect of Alternia seduces her gardener on the beach. EXCERPT: “I’m hardly fussy,” Kanaya said. “I’m tidy. Do you know what happens if you leave zombie blood on your chainsaw and then try to trim your topiaries? You get a mess.” “Well when you’re my gardener I promise there will be no zombies in the royal gardens,” Feferi said. “Unless you’d get bored without them. We can get them shipped in.” rec'd by diatorre

[theatheneum]

AUTHOR: nextian CAST: Kanaya♠Feferi WORD COUNT: 459 ADDITIONAL TAGS: politics, created for HSO 2011 SUMMARY: That's how you get a taste of real prey! You wait until they're watching your teeth, and then they don't even see you go for the throat. EXCERPT: Kanaya is down at the end of the bar, her fingers swathed in white gloves, her whole posture a monument to her unbelievable sense of drama. Feferi doesn’t even want to give her the satisfaction of thinking of it as a piece of theater. Community theater, maybe. All she needs is a cigarette lighter. It’s a human performance, like everything Kanaya’s good at. rec'd by diatorre, lantadyme

[theatheneum]

AUTHOR: Vintar

CAST: Kanaya/Feferi; ensemble

RATING: T

WORD COUNT: 4587

ADDITIONAL TAGS: written for ladystuck 2013

SUMMARY: Feferi has a plan to singlehandedly overthrow the Black Queen. Kanaya has a few issues with it.

EXCERPT: CG: I'VE DECIDED TO SAVE TIME BY BANGING MY SKULLPLATE ON MY KEYBOARD AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MEMO, RATHER THAN WAITING FOR IT TO INEVITABLY DEVOLVE INTO ITS USUAL TORNADO OF DIPSHITTERY. CG: I AM NOW IMMUNE TO THE TORRENT OF DRIVEL THAT'S ABOUT TO GUSH FORTH FROM YOUR CLUELESS GAPING FACEHOLES ONTO MY SCREEN. DO YOUR WORST. GA: Well This Is A Text Thing So If Anything Its Going To Gush Forth From Our Typestubs TA: nah ii riigged up a text two 2peech program, my facehole i2 priimed and ready two go. GA: Okay Our Typestubs And Solluxs Facehole CC: Accurasea is important! 38) CG: AND WE'RE OFF TO A STRONG START. GOOD JOB, TEAM! CG: NOW, FOR THE SIXTY-FIVE MILLION BOONBUCK QUESTION: HAS ANYONE ACTUALLY MADE ANY OF THE PROGRESS I ASKED YOU TO? CT: D --> No AT: nOT REALLY, AG: Hell no! CG: WOW! THANKS, GANG! YOUR HONESTY IS APPRECIATED. AT: rEALLY, CG: FUCK NO. YOU'RE ALL FIRED. I'M GOING TO REPLACE YOU ALL WITH CONSORTS.

rec'd by feralphoenix

[homestuckshippingnames]

submitted by rhiannonstrider

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submitted by zacharielaughingalonewithsalad

[homestuckshippingnames]

[moirallegianceismagic]

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