Review of Scorpion's revenge by Grey. (Spoiler warning)(also cussing)(and randomness)
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Lin Kuie warrior: runs at him with a sword
Hanzo; Fuck! I don't have a weapon. Ummm... *Picks up Satoshi and throws him at the warriorz
When the fuck did the Lin Kuei assassins have sickles?
also lol. Three warriors running away from Hanzo as if they couldn't take him down 3 on 1
Hey Hanzo where's your son? Where the fuck is your son Hanzo? HMM!?
Raiden is DONE with Johnny's shit! Like not even .5 seconds of meeting him, and he's already DONE!
Liu Kang: I don't not wish to hurt you
Me: Hey! *Snaps fingers* hey buddy, um level with me here. What the fuck so you think this is? Dance class?
Quan Chi: You thought it was Sub-Zero who killed your wife, but I was I! Quan Chi!
Poor Bi-Han. Like, all he did was save the last remaining Earthrealm warriors and Scorpion from the Black Dragon, and Scorpion is all like "Fuck you! You killed my wife and child!" Only for Quan Chi to come up and be like "You failed me. By the way, I killed your family." LIKE WTF
What kind of cliche villain bullshit is that? Not to mention the many times he insulted Scorpion's wife, like, the fuck dude?
It's not even good snark. Like, "as weak as your wife was" is that all you got?
Fucking eliminate eyebrows
Fuck all of that. Burn the movie










