#feline overlords

[lysapadin]

She’s helping me try to write. See how helpful she is? She has no idea why I don’t think this is productive.

[justseveralowls]

Cat appreciation post!

Okay so I have an apex predator trapped in a 16 pound body sleeping on our lap lap and I feel the need to report our feelings about this.

-smoll bean toes

-the suuuuuper soft spot behind ears

-Grumble purrs

-Screaming for attention

-licking my hands

-How can you double your mass at will?

-holding my hands

-how do you bend into that shape??

-The rare and beloved tummy rubs

-very looooooong boy

- *adorably defies physics*

-likes when I sing to him

-no dont eat Penelope (my aloe plant)

- why are you standing with all your weight on my boob?

-House panther but sometimes not smart 

-YOU HAVE WATER GET YOUR FACE OUT OF MINE

- i love you... ey stahp stahp biting me

-GOtta go FAST *either on me, or in the middle of the night*

-Stop eating your brother

-How did you get up there? (impossibly high shelf but wants to be placed from floor to bed)

-*scratches at mirror to be let out* me:??????

-WHEN THE HELL DID THEY LEARN TO OPEN DOORS

Thank you, this has been a PSA from a few anonymous system members. Have fun and be sure to provide affection to our feline overlords, I mean pets. Yeah, definitely pets.

[crimsonrae]

I think my new couch is a win with my feline overlords.

She's on one end, him the other. Forgive the mess, I am unpacking.

[mydailymusicobsessions]

I don't know why, but my kitten, Merryn, is fascinated with the beginning of this song. If I play it she sits and stares and occasionally bats at my phone with her paw. Good thing I like it too. Although I would play almost anything if my small feline overlords wished it.

[trixieandbosco]

Claudey in a box.

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

This day has Desdemona Hermione Kitty Cat ascended to the throne of Kingston. Queen Desdemona the Buttheaded will carry on the line of benevolent (some of the time) feline overlords.

[lysapadin]

Catnip banana time is many things. Dignified is not one of those things.

[lysapadin]

My parents’ cats, Yellow Cat and Orange Cat.