#feline paralysis

[random-tail]

i gotta ask- would feline paralysis ensue if either of the bois lay on your legs? (no moon, you can't eat the legs-)

Soooorta? But u might get crushed.

[myblacksol]

Feline purralysis

[belleamante99]

I desperately need to pee, but my cat is asleep and dreaming in my lap. I guess I'm stuck until he wakes up.

[meowtime]

Feline paralysis is a very real danger in the life of a cat sitter. I’ve been “stuck” here with Milo my lap for ages! There is no cure; only time and a hungry cat can fix the situation.

According to Catster.com: Feline paralysis (n.) The condition in which a person is unable to move due to the presence of a cat on her or his lap.

[wearesorcerer]

Spell: feline paralysis. Caster must be a cat and laying on target.

[azhchay]

Help.....

[pinkiethedalek]

There is a cat snoozing on my lap, and the only thing within reach is my tablet. And I’m too cheap to buy more energy for the game I’ve been playing. So, spam time.

[autumn-frolic]

I was gonna clean the house today but then this happened 🤷🏻‍♀️