I Don't Even Know Anymore

This started as a blog of idiots in MeetMe. It's not that anymore. I just reblog things I find interesting, and post cute animal pictures now.

[constance-mcentee-deactivated20]

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"I can note your interest in that feature for future development."

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree

[nintendowii2011]

its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

you climb that fuckin tree right now

[likes-dinos]

I’ve literally never seen this post on my dash when it is not after dark and cold as balls. I’m beginning to think this is a conspiracy to get us eaten by some nocturnal tree demon.

[the-place-where]

everybody put in the tags at what time you saw this

[azhchay]

[incognitopolls]

This is asking about full-floor (wall-to-wall) carpeting, not area rugs.

How do you feel about having carpet in your home?

Absolutely, I'd want to install carpet if my home didn't already have it

Carpet is a perk, but it's not a dealbreaker if there's no carpet

Neutral/no opinion

Carpet is a downside, but not a dealbreaker

Absolutely not, I'd want to remove the carpet if my home had it

Other/I don't know

Voting ended onDec 19, 2025

We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

[traaansfem]

F

[cardassiangoodreads]

Okay let's actually test this out, let's see if instrumentalists are better about this.

Which instrument did you play in band or orchestra in school?

High strings (violin, viola)

Low strings (cello, bass) (the best section)

Flute or other reed-less woodwind

Single reeds (clarinet, sax)

Double reeds (oboe, bassoon)

High brass (trumpet, cornet, and relatives)

Middle brass (French horn / mellophone)

Low brass (trombone, euphonium, tuba)

Percussion

Guitar / harp / piano

I did some other type of music (like choir) or instrument

Vanilla extract, like mayonnaise, is an instrument

Voting ended onOct 4, 2025

[bidet-of-evil]

when was the oldest feature-length movie you’ve seen made?

before 1910

1910-1929

1930-1949

1950-1959

1960-1969

1970-1979

1980-1989

1990-1999

2000-2009

2010-2019

i’m a child

Voting ended onOct 4, 2025

animated films count, and let’s say anything an hour or more in length. you have to have seen the full movie, not just clips of it.

[apolladay]

If you’re queer, what’s your relationship to religion?

(For the purposes of this poll, new age = Wicca/witchcraft/neopaganism etc. I apologize if this is an incorrect, incomplete or disrespectful term to use, but I don’t know any other catchall.)

Raised religious, still the same religion

Raised religious, now a different religion NOT connected to new age

Raised religious, now a different religion connected to new age

Raised religious, now atheist/agnostic

Raised in a new age religion/practice, still same religion

Raised in a new age religion/practice, now a different religion NOT connected to new age

Raised in a new age religion/practice, now a different religion connected to new age

Raised in a new age religion/practice, now atheist/agnostic

Raised atheist/agnostic, still atheist/agnostic

Raised atheist/agnostic, now a religion NOT connected to new age

Raised atheist/agnostic, now a religion connected to new age

Other (specify)

I’m not queer

Feel free to specify your circumstances in the notes!

If you’re queer, what’s your relationship to religion? (For the purposes of this poll, new age = Wicca/witchcraft/neopaganism etc. I apologize if this is an incorrect, incomplete or disrespectful term to use, but I don’t know any other catchall.)

Raised religious, still the same religion

Raised religious, now a different religion NOT connected to new age

Raised religious, now a different religion connected to new age

Raised religious, now atheist/agnostic

Raised in a new age religion/practice, still same religion

Raised in a new age religion/practice, now a different religion NOT connected*

Raised in a new age religion/practice, now a different religion connected*

Raised in a new age religion/practice, now atheist/agnostic

Raised atheist/agnostic, still atheist/agnostic

Raised atheist/agnostic, now a religion NOT connected to new age

Raised atheist/agnostic, now a religion connected to new age

Other (specify)

Voting ended onSep 4, 2025

* to new age

Feel free to specify your circumstances in the notes!

If you’re not queer sorry, there were too many options (note from submitter).

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you have to explain the nearest item on your right side to a mediaeval peasant, can you do it?

yes

no

i get called a witch

barely

somewhat?

results

Voting ended onAug 29, 2025

[gallusrostromegalus]

Very real possibility the medieval peasant has this Exact Cheese in their house. We can have a picnic together.

[azhchay]

I feel like I need to share this far and wide. Found in Maine (not my photo. Found on the Maine Reddit)

[miggylol]

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Voting ended onAug 18, 2025

(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)

[duel-of-the-dolls]

Being attacked by Monica Geller and protected by Danny Zuko. I think Monica could take him 😫

[spindrifters]

hang on I’m trying to see something

don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name

[poison-doll]

what was the first console you played a video game on?

gen 1 or 2 ( pong, Atari 2600, no you didn't )

gen 3 ( 8-bit, nes, master system )

gen 4 ( 16-bit, SNES, genesis, turbo grafix )

gen 5 ( 32-bit, 3do, ps1, n64 )

gen 6 ( Dreamcast, GameCube, ps2 )

gen 7 ( 360, ps3, Wii )

gen 8/9 ( Wii u, switch, xbone, series x, ps4/5 )

early PC ( pcengine, Amiga, dos )

mid PC ( win 95/xp, mac <x )

contemporary PC ( win 10>, osx> )

other I missed??

bald, not a gamer, the wrong kind of dweeb

Voting ended onAug 13, 2025

also pls tag the first game you remember playing

[cornershelf]

you just won a billion dollars. how are you quitting your job?

just never show up again

politely text my boss that I'm done as of now

give two weeks notice through proper channels

send my boss/the CEO a big fuck you

try to get myself fired

give all of my coworkers a million so we can all walk out together

buy the company

i would not quit my job

button for people who don't work or do freelance

Voting ended onJul 28, 2025

[naamahdarling]

Come on now. Wow 25% of you do NOT work for companies that deserve this. How is telling the CEO to go fuck themselves the lowest answer? What mirror world did this post come from?!

[azhchay]

My local hospital sent me a refund because I overpaid.

I'll try not to spend it all in one place.

[azhchay]

My discord is having a disagreement on what to call this.... place... I may be moving to. The population as of 2020 was about 5,000. There is no Wal-Mart, and very few chain restaurants (mainly fast food. McDonald's. Dunkin. Etc). The "public transportation" is a bus that takes you to larger population centers. It does have a (small 25 bed) hospital (that I may be working for), which does labs and stuff for the outpatient doctors in the area. All human. Not a vet/human thing like *really* small places. What would you call this place?

City

Small city

Town

Small town

Hamlet

Village

Something else (please answer in tags)

Voting ended onJul 22, 2025

Personally, I call it a small town. But I'm originally from Austin, TX which now has a metro population of over 2.5 million. When I lived in Athens, GA (pop. ~90k) that felt small and quaint. I could live on one side of the city, drive across the whole thing to pick up a friend, and then drive back and it would take me 15 mins.

Now I live in Atlanta Metro, which is over 6.3 million people. When I worked at the FDA, I would leave my house at 4:30am to drive 30 mins (no traffic) to get in by 5am. Because traffic here suuuuuuuucks. So a place of 5,000 to me feels small town.

Of course, then there's where we'll eventually build and retire to. Amity, Maine. Less than 250 people. Officially called a "township". That is just smol. Smoooool smol.

[diazsdimples]

Your icon is in a fight with prev’s icon. Who’s winning?

Mine

Theirs

Other (answer in tags)

Voting ended onJul 7, 2025

[pleasantearthquakemoon]

Simu you murdered my puppy I hope you're happy lol