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Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"I can note your interest in that feature for future development."
drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree
its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow
you climb that fuckin tree right now
I’ve literally never seen this post on my dash when it is not after dark and cold as balls. I’m beginning to think this is a conspiracy to get us eaten by some nocturnal tree demon.
everybody put in the tags at what time you saw this
This is asking about full-floor (wall-to-wall) carpeting, not area rugs.
How do you feel about having carpet in your home?
Absolutely, I'd want to install carpet if my home didn't already have it
Carpet is a perk, but it's not a dealbreaker if there's no carpet
Neutral/no opinion
Carpet is a downside, but not a dealbreaker
Absolutely not, I'd want to remove the carpet if my home had it
Other/I don't know
We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.
Okay let's actually test this out, let's see if instrumentalists are better about this.
Which instrument did you play in band or orchestra in school?
High strings (violin, viola)
Low strings (cello, bass) (the best section)
Flute or other reed-less woodwind
Single reeds (clarinet, sax)
Double reeds (oboe, bassoon)
High brass (trumpet, cornet, and relatives)
Middle brass (French horn / mellophone)
Low brass (trombone, euphonium, tuba)
Percussion
Guitar / harp / piano
I did some other type of music (like choir) or instrument
Vanilla extract, like mayonnaise, is an instrument
when was the oldest feature-length movie you’ve seen made?
before 1910
1910-1929
1930-1949
1950-1959
1960-1969
1970-1979
1980-1989
1990-1999
2000-2009
2010-2019
i’m a child
animated films count, and let’s say anything an hour or more in length. you have to have seen the full movie, not just clips of it.
If you’re queer, what’s your relationship to religion?
(For the purposes of this poll, new age = Wicca/witchcraft/neopaganism etc. I apologize if this is an incorrect, incomplete or disrespectful term to use, but I don’t know any other catchall.)
Raised religious, still the same religion
Raised religious, now a different religion NOT connected to new age
Raised religious, now a different religion connected to new age
Raised religious, now atheist/agnostic
Raised in a new age religion/practice, still same religion
Raised in a new age religion/practice, now a different religion NOT connected to new age
Raised in a new age religion/practice, now a different religion connected to new age
Raised in a new age religion/practice, now atheist/agnostic
Raised atheist/agnostic, still atheist/agnostic
Raised atheist/agnostic, now a religion NOT connected to new age
Raised atheist/agnostic, now a religion connected to new age
Other (specify)
I’m not queer
Feel free to specify your circumstances in the notes!
If you’re queer, what’s your relationship to religion? (For the purposes of this poll, new age = Wicca/witchcraft/neopaganism etc. I apologize if this is an incorrect, incomplete or disrespectful term to use, but I don’t know any other catchall.)
Raised religious, still the same religion
Raised religious, now a different religion NOT connected to new age
Raised religious, now a different religion connected to new age
Raised religious, now atheist/agnostic
Raised in a new age religion/practice, still same religion
Raised in a new age religion/practice, now a different religion NOT connected*
Raised in a new age religion/practice, now a different religion connected*
Raised in a new age religion/practice, now atheist/agnostic
Raised atheist/agnostic, still atheist/agnostic
Raised atheist/agnostic, now a religion NOT connected to new age
Raised atheist/agnostic, now a religion connected to new age
Other (specify)
* to new age
Feel free to specify your circumstances in the notes!
If you’re not queer sorry, there were too many options (note from submitter).
you have to explain the nearest item on your right side to a mediaeval peasant, can you do it?
yes
no
i get called a witch
barely
somewhat?
results
Very real possibility the medieval peasant has this Exact Cheese in their house. We can have a picnic together.
I feel like I need to share this far and wide. Found in Maine (not my photo. Found on the Maine Reddit)
Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.
Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.
(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)
Are you safe?
Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.
I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.
I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.
A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.
The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.
I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.
…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.
(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)
Being attacked by Monica Geller and protected by Danny Zuko. I think Monica could take him 😫
hang on I’m trying to see something
don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name
what was the first console you played a video game on?
gen 1 or 2 ( pong, Atari 2600, no you didn't )
gen 3 ( 8-bit, nes, master system )
gen 4 ( 16-bit, SNES, genesis, turbo grafix )
gen 5 ( 32-bit, 3do, ps1, n64 )
gen 6 ( Dreamcast, GameCube, ps2 )
gen 7 ( 360, ps3, Wii )
gen 8/9 ( Wii u, switch, xbone, series x, ps4/5 )
early PC ( pcengine, Amiga, dos )
mid PC ( win 95/xp, mac <x )
contemporary PC ( win 10>, osx> )
other I missed??
bald, not a gamer, the wrong kind of dweeb
also pls tag the first game you remember playing
you just won a billion dollars. how are you quitting your job?
just never show up again
politely text my boss that I'm done as of now
give two weeks notice through proper channels
send my boss/the CEO a big fuck you
try to get myself fired
give all of my coworkers a million so we can all walk out together
buy the company
i would not quit my job
button for people who don't work or do freelance
Come on now. Wow 25% of you do NOT work for companies that deserve this. How is telling the CEO to go fuck themselves the lowest answer? What mirror world did this post come from?!
My local hospital sent me a refund because I overpaid.
I'll try not to spend it all in one place.
My discord is having a disagreement on what to call this.... place... I may be moving to. The population as of 2020 was about 5,000. There is no Wal-Mart, and very few chain restaurants (mainly fast food. McDonald's. Dunkin. Etc). The "public transportation" is a bus that takes you to larger population centers. It does have a (small 25 bed) hospital (that I may be working for), which does labs and stuff for the outpatient doctors in the area. All human. Not a vet/human thing like *really* small places. What would you call this place?
City
Small city
Town
Small town
Hamlet
Village
Something else (please answer in tags)
Personally, I call it a small town. But I'm originally from Austin, TX which now has a metro population of over 2.5 million. When I lived in Athens, GA (pop. ~90k) that felt small and quaint. I could live on one side of the city, drive across the whole thing to pick up a friend, and then drive back and it would take me 15 mins.
Now I live in Atlanta Metro, which is over 6.3 million people. When I worked at the FDA, I would leave my house at 4:30am to drive 30 mins (no traffic) to get in by 5am. Because traffic here suuuuuuuucks. So a place of 5,000 to me feels small town.
Of course, then there's where we'll eventually build and retire to. Amity, Maine. Less than 250 people. Officially called a "township". That is just smol. Smoooool smol.
Your icon is in a fight with prev’s icon. Who’s winning?
Mine
Theirs
Other (answer in tags)
Simu you murdered my puppy I hope you're happy lol