What're you gonna do??? Spank me???
Something like that.
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What're you gonna do??? Spank me???
Something like that.
I NEED YOU TO UN-KISS ME
“What if I just kiss you again? Perhaps it will cancel the first one out~”
l| SC — @fellprice
“Ugh–!”
It isn’t a secret that for all of his pompousness, Jin Ling’s archery is second to none in his generation, loathe as some might be to say it for the sake of his pride. Never has he been the strongest but he’s agile, quick enough in mind and on his feet that any lack of physical prowess doesn’t mean much to an enemy that can’t even get to him to attack him. Even in a panic his arrows fly true; regardless of circumstance, his shots find their target no matter the obstacle in the way.
For him to hit anything less than a near-perfect bullseye, on a stationary target... his only fortune is that he had the foresight to vent his frustrations here, instead of the training yard just inside the Cloud Recesses.
Damn it all. He stalks his way toward the poor tree that had served as his guide, ripping out and inspecting each of the arrows that hadn’t quite hit right. He hates this, hates being here, more than anything hates–
No, no, it’s not that serious, he’s just... getting worked up over nothing.
We're friends now so that means I can show you my porn collection
say no, say no, say no, “ —-okay ! “ he’s endured worse, surely, a few explicit images to not offend his newest friend, that’s worth it right ?? right ?!?!? “ w-wait .. a collection ?? how much porn do you own ?? you don’t have any of that bored depressed soccer mom stuff right ? i don’t want to see anyone sad ! “
@fellprice ❤︎‘d for a one liner starter !!
“You’re being rather noisy! Have you no sense to know what an ‘indoor’ voice is?”
“ you ought to be more careful; the forest isn’t as safe as it may seem, and wandering aimlessly could get you hurt, or at the very least, needlessly lost. ”
// @fellprice ❤ ‘d for a starter !!
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Jin Guangyao can feel his frurstrations mounting as Wei Wuxian carries on the way he does, as if the man had not been similarly backed into a corner with fangs bared. His blood boiled as he realized the other man thought himself better, even if his own hands were similarly stained with the blood of others.
Such misunderstandings were not the former Meng Yao’s fault! He scraped out this position for himself til his nails were bloody and sore and yet it seemed there was not one person in this world who understood. None of them understood.
This was one of those times when the chief cultivator did not smile. There was no more use for his gentle facade when cornered this way, no need to show anything but the sincere Jin Guangyao.
“Are you done yet?” He asks briskly. “Just as with everyone else, you’ve failed to see the full picture. What good is it if you only accuse someone for the worst of their actions and ignore what benefits rose from the situation?”
A deep breath is given and there is a conviction in his tone that verifies this is what he truly believes, “The cultivational world is fine to take the hundreds of lives of the Wen sect, but a life here and there is an unforgivable crime? A couple of deaths justified the building of the towers that have kept our lands and people safe. A whore-seeking, unfilial man was put out of his misery so the rest of us could move forward without suffering under his incompetent leadership.”
With each word his tone grew in hostility, as if wishing his words themselves could cut into the other. Even Lan Xichen had forbidden him to call him ‘brother’ anymore, yet he was supposed to accept this with grace?
“And yet I am the supposed villain? You know as well as I do how willing they are to find a scapegoat! What thanks do I get for cleaning up everyone else’s messes? What person stayed by my side when I most needed it? Play the hero all you want... they’ll turn on you again eventually.”
❝ Pharaoh! I brought booze--if you're interested, that is! Also some cakes. If you're not interested then I'll eat 'em by myself~! ❞
‘BOOZE’? AH, YES, THAT was what some liked to call alcoholic beverages, right? How uncouth. Then again, the other had a rough tongue anyway, so it was of little wonder they could care less about what slipped from their mouth. Ozymandias was tempted to ask, ‘why this sudden interest in me?’ but that was a ridiculous question, right? How could one not be interested in him and all that he entailed? Even the most mundane information about himself would leave one hanging at the edge of their seat with awe and a desire to know more about the Great Pharaoh of Egypt. ❝Hmm…I hope what you brought is decent enough for my tastes, Necromancer, lest I wind up offended. I accept your offering.❞ Especially because he wanted to try the cakes that had been brought. Though he did not show it, there was most definitely curiosity felt in regards to what kind it was.
He would never turn down sweets---