#female deadpool

[steakcy]

Patch and Deadpool - Lesbians edition 🛐

[amphibiahawks321]

[It has been a few hours after the argument between the two, what Y/N doesn't realise is that... She's gonna try to apologise in the most "her" way possible–

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[Y/N sits on the couch until he hears a rattle coming outside his apartment window]

Attempt #1 : Wanda is hanging upside down, looking through the glass. She has a handwritten sign that reads "I'm sorry and to show how sorry I am, I've bought you a T-shirt that says 'Hot fucking ass' it's coming in 3-5 business days!"

[Y/N stares, unmoved, and pull the curtains shut]

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Attempt #2 : A boombox is blasting a love song outside his door. Y/N opens it to see Wanda wearing a tight, red, heart shaped suit, holding a gigantic box of chocolates

Wanda : It's the "I was being a colossal pain in your tender, loving ass" apology!

[Y/N closes the door]

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Attempt #3 : Y/N sitting down at the kitchen, eating something he ordered online until he gets a notification from Wanda... It's a picture of Wanda in a prone position, legs up, using her hands to hold her head while half naked. The caption being "Can you really be mad at all of these"

[Y/N almost choke on his food]

M!Reader blushing : What the heck, Wanda?!–

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Attempt #4 : Y/N hears a loud motorcycle engine outside, he opens the window, and sees Wanda on a large motorcycle while wearing clothes that looks like she's a delinquent... Oh–she's also holding a puppy she just found somewhere

Wanda : This little guy says you shouldn't be mad at me anymore!

[Y/N just stares at the scene–the attire, the puppy, the guilt in her eyes beneath the mask. Y/N sighs and chuckles st the same time]

M!Reader : Fine...

Wanda : Does that mean I can stay?!

M!Reader : Yeahyeah–you can stay...

Wanda : YES! I KNEW THE PUPPY THING WOULD WORK!

[An old lady walks up next to her]

Wanda : Thanks for letting me borrow pupster, Gertrude!

[floridaboiler]

[darcyisspidey]

Found this meme on Pinterest and it fit them too well haha

[dragonmoss]

Brooklyn Decker as Lady Deadpool (Marvel) (Ai)

[ateenagersseriousproblems]

[steakcy]

the annoying girlfriend 🙂‍↕️

[amphibiahawks321]

[Y/N just finished cleaning up the apartment, standing in the kitchen... Letting out a sigh of relief]

M!Reader : Sighs... Finally, it only took several–

[THE SOUND OF SHATTERED WINDOW IS HEARD IN THE LIVING ROOM — Y/N just stands... Taking a deep breath in before breath out]

[Y/N just walked into the living room — a tumble, red and black figure just rolled inside, landing in a crouch]

[Wanda immediately does jazz hands✨ when she sees Y/N]

Wanda : Ta-daaa!!✨ Your girlfriend, fresh from a night of violence, explosions✨

M!Reader : ....

[Y/N sighed, but couldn't hide his grin]

M!Reader : You know you could've just used the door, you know... Like a regular person...

[Wanda stands up and wagged a finger]

Wanda : No, no, no… boring boyfriends get doors, You get cinematic entrances–

M!Reader : What the?! What happened to your stomach?!

[As wanda stands up– Y/N immediately noticed many slash marks on her stomach, some still bleeding, which she slowly stares down at them]

Wanda : ...We got a little too rough last night didn't we?~✨—

M!Reader blushing : Wanda, I'm serious!! Sit down!

[Wanda plopped onto the couch, making a pose that speaks she was about to faint dramatically, She pressed the back of her hand to her forehead]

Wanda : I’m wounded… and the only cure is… mouth to mouth, Preferably all over ✨~—

M!Reader : Wanda, I'm serious–

Wanda : And so am i–Come on, doctor, Patch me up… and if you’re a good boy, maybe I’ll let you check my pulse… everywhere~

M!Reader blushing : Wanda!

Wanda : Oh calm down pookie, I'm fiiine–and I can assure you I did not do anything reckless–

[Wanda grabs the TV remote and turns it on–

"On today's news, police have finally found the hideout of a dangerous crime gang– They found the location by a clue by an anonymous letter left on the chief's desk that was strangely covered in glitter and blood... As the police raid the location, all of the members are seen dead, the only thing found at the crime scene was a tiny figurine of a my little pony character, pinkie pie—

[Wanda immediately turns off the TV...]

[Y/N then slowly stares back at Wanda with his eyes widened in disbelief]

Wanda : ...Don't you think mama deserves a bit of a reward~✨

[She said as she moves her position on the couch to sit down, arms spread across the couch– and gave her lap a few taps]